The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
for it enabled her to give me the most delightful parody upon it that
could be imagined.
Only once did I hear her speak with bitterness in referring to any one;
but when she began upon this occasion, she spoke not only bitterly, but
wrathfully--contemptuously as well. She was referring to the Emperor
Napoleon III. in his relations with the unhappy Maximilian of Mexico.
She had known the latter intimately. My own impression is that she had
been in love with him--and tears were in her eyes when she talked of how
he had been betrayed by the man whom she called a contemptible little
cad. Sedan represented, in her way of thinking, the cordial agreement
with her views by the Powers above. To hear her talk of those tragedies
of more than forty years ago, as if they were the incidents of the day
before yesterday, was inspiriting. I never inquired what was her age,
but one afternoon when I called upon her I found that a birthday party
was going on--a double party; for it was her birthday as well as
her youngest grandchild's. Two fully iced cakes, with pink and white
complexions, were being illuminated in the customary way, and each had
been made a candelabrum of eight tapers. When I ventured to suggest
that there must be an error in computation in some direction, it was
the younger of the beneficiaries who explained to me that about seventy
years or so ago Granny had become too old to allow of her birthday cake
holding the full amount of the candles to which she was entitled, so it
had been agreed that she should have only one candle for every ten years
of her life. The little girl confided in me that she thought it was
rather a shame to cheat poor Granny out of her rights, but of course
there was no help for it: any one could see that no cake could be made
large enough to accommodate, without undue crowding, eighty-one candles.
I looked at the sweet old Granny, and thought, for some reason or
other, of the night of the first January of the century when I had stood
listening to the tolling of the eighty-one strokes of the church bell in
Devonshire, when every belfry in the kingdom announced the age of the
good Queen who had gone to her rest. I wondered...
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