The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
But John did not go on with his work. He touched his forehead with the
drooping aster that he held rather limply, saying, in the direction of
Miss Mercer--“I can easy make up the extra however, ma'am--mortal easy,
in the evenin', and so I thought or I wouldn't be here now.”
“There, let that satisfy you, make your mind easy; you'll not be
defrauded of the shilling for his two hours,” said Mrs. Lingard.
“You will be good enough to dictate to your inferiors, if such exist,
madam; you need not dictate to me. You may keep your John Bingham now
that you have him; I have made other arrangements for the future of my
garden.”
She turned with a mock courtesy. Mrs. Lingard also turned.
“Lucy Mercer, go back to your--your--your hen-run,” she cried, pointing
dramatically to the place of exit. “Go on with your work, John Bingham.
Mrs. Hopewell will only be too glad to take on your Thursdays, Fridays,
and Saturdays. _She_ has a garden--_a garden_.”
That is the true and circumstantial account of how Mrs. Lingard and Miss
Mercer ceased to be on speaking terms, and that is how it is that many
people are becoming more hopeful of the future of Thurswell as the
centre of a social neighbourhood. Each lady still arrogates to herself
the right of veto in respect of the claims of any strange family to be
visited on taking up their residence within reasonable visiting distance
of Thurswell; but the people who formerly had been ready to accept the
dictum of the two in such social matters are now beginning not only to
assert their own independence of action, but even to dictate to others
on all points on which they themselves had been dictated to--in no mild
way--by Mrs. Lingard and Miss Mercer. But a mistake that was recently
made by one of these immature dictators has done much to chasten their
longing to take up the responsibilities attached to such a position. She
had spoken with that definiteness which marks the amateur on the subject
of the visiting of a certain Mrs. Judson Hyphen Marks who had taken
Higham Lodge for a year, and accordingly quite a number of people left
cards upon her. But suddenly the name of Judson Hyphen Marks appeared
rather prominently in the columns devoted to the Law Court proceedings
in the daily papers, and some curious information respecting the
_ménage_ of the Judson Hyphen Marks was brought under the notice of the
people of Thurswell and, indeed, of England generally; and those who had
left cards upon them consulted together as to whether it was possible or
not for them to ask for their cards to be returned to them.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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