The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
Taking one consideration with another, it really does seem a pity that
the rotation system is not more widely accepted by those societies which
have been established for the encouragement of sundry excellent objects,
such as the breeding of bull-dogs (for symbolic purposes), of pugs
(of no use to any one when they are bred), of pigs (of which the
prize-winner is invariably the most uneatable), and of pets (in various
forms). In our neighbourhood such organisations are to be numbered by
the dozen, and after every prize distribution the air is murmurous with
the complaints of disappointed competitors. It was a shrewd farmer who
suggested to me the principle on which the awards are made at our local
dog show. “The reason why there's so much grumbling, sir, is because the
judges look at the wrong end of the leash,” he said, and I understood
what he meant.
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I know that the impression is very general that the pedigree of the
exhibitor rather than that of the exhibit influences the local judges.
But I must confess that I could not bring myself to sympathise with one
of our new residents who, after living in London all his life, bought
Harley Croft House, a 40 h.p. motor-car and six pairs of gaiters, and
set up as a country gentleman. It must be acknowledged that at times he
looked a colourable imitation of one. He hoped that his starting of
the breeding of cattle and fowl would consolidate his position. But his
researches in the literature of both subjects at the same time resulted
in some confusion. Of course his pointing out some drab-tinted cows
to the steward of the Manor and alluding to them definitely as Buff
Orpingtons was a slip that any one might make; but to hope to win
sympathy for a wrong done to him by the judges at the poultry show by
affirming that his bantam cock was really twice the size of the one to
which the prize had been awarded was, I think, a strategical mistake of
a flagrant character.
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