The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
The result of this joint cultivation of bulbs and biceps was not just
what the givers of the prize intended to achieve, and twice, when there
had been arrests and summonses to petty sessions, a formal warning was
issued to all whom it might concern that if the connection between
the two cultures were not severed, the prize, which was only meant for
success in the one, would be withdrawn.
Happily, however, it was not found necessary to enforce this ultimatum,
and a _modus vivendi,_ founded upon one which had been understood to
work very satisfactorily in the case of the Chrysanthemum Society of
Mallingham, was adopted, and up to the present this had made for peace.
The annual Battle of Flowers at Thurswell has become a thing of the
past, and “Midge” Purcell, the ex-lightweight champion of the county,
who rents the Lion and Lamb Inn, and to whom the candidates for the
prize applied for advice on the biceps side of the joint contest,
affirms with regret that Englishmen are becoming degenerate.
It was a peace-loving florist at Mallingham, the honorary secretary
to the Chrysanthemum Society, who explained the system upon which his
committee had agreed to make their awards, and urged its adoption by
the Thurswell people. Its operation was not intricate. Its fundamental
principle may best be defined on the analogy of the rotation of crops as
the rotation of awards. Like the award of the Garter, merit had nothing
to do with its scheme. The prizes were awarded strictly in turn to the
professional competitors--the others did not matter. Mr. Johnson got the
chrysanthemum cup one year, Mr. Thompson the medal for the best twelve cut
lilies, Mr. Cardwell the Malmaison salver, and Mr. Prior the vase for
the best display of greenhouse ferns. The next year it was arranged that
the vase should go to Mr. Johnson, the salver to Mr. Thompson, and so
forth. By the adoption of this admirable plan the judges were saved a
large amount of trouble, and there never was any friction between the
competitors, for it was understood that if it was Prior's year for the
lily medal, but he had a liking for any other prize, he could nearly
always negotiate an exchange with the man whose turn had come for the
award that he fancied. This principle of give and take, live and
let live, had made the Mallingham Society one of the most popular
floricultural organisations in the country, and its adoption by the
Thurswell Committee of the Manor House prize brought about, as has been
said, an entire cessation of that ill-feeling which led to the use
of language that was certainly not the language of flowers, and to
many-discreditable scenes even when there were no arrests made. The
cause of peace has triumphed, though some people say that floriculture
languishes through the lack of heal thy rivalry; for when every man is
certain of the prize when his turn comes for it, he does not trouble
about the flowers. There may be something in this suggestion.
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