The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
Her example induced a relation of hers--also a maiden approaching the
venerable stage--to sell the panelling of one room, the fireplace of
another, the Georgian pillared cupboards of a third, and actually
the old black and white slabs of the square hall. Hearing of all this
selling going on, an enthusiast made her an offer for the pillared porch
of the house, and another for the leaden cistern on the roof and the
copper rain-water head. Last of all, a man who was building a house in
imitation of the old in the neighbourhood set covetous eyes upon her
twisted chimney-pots and some peculiar coping tiles on the roof. She
accepted every offer--with modifications; but when she had fulfilled her
part of the business she found herself a solitary figure amid the ruin
of a nice house, but with a nice little sum in her pocket. It was at
this juncture that an enterprising tradesman from Brindlington, who was
on the look out for “branches,” came upon the half-dismantled house.
Thinking that it was about to be pulled down, he made inquiries about
it, and these he considered so satisfactory that he bought, at a good
price, all that the previous speculators had left of it, completed their
work of demolition, and within six months had erected upon the site
some “desirable business premises” in the cheapest red brick, with an
inconceivable broad expanse of plate-glass which he called somebody's
“Co-operative Stores.” He had co-operated with so many people in
carrying out the work of destruction in regard to the old premises, it
seemed only fit that the same principle should be maintained in their
reconstruction. The place is only a branch establishment, but it is said
to be flourishing as well as the parent tree.
III.--THE AMENITIES OF THE HIGH STREET
Every here and there between the shops in the High Street is a
house that has survived the request--it never amounts to a demand
in Mallingham--for “business premises.” Quite unpretentious is the
appearance of all these houses, but the front door opens upon a hall
that is a hall, and not a mere passage to a narrow staircase. Admirably
proportioned rooms are to be found on every floor, and usually a door at
the farther end of the hall admits one to a garden, and not a mere patch
of green. Here are gardens that have been cultivated for hundreds of
years and so artfully designed that each of them has the appearance of a
park, with lawns, and terraces, and pergolas. Here, not thirty feet
back from the street, are acres of orchard, with mulberry trees of the
original stock introduced by James I. to make possible his scheme of
English silk weaving. The arbutus has also a home in several of
these surprising pleasure grounds, with several other rare but fully
acclimatised flowering shrubs. Shady walks among giant lilacs and
laburnums lead to banks of roses and beds of lilies, and hardy borders
of brilliant colour such as a stranger could never fancy might be found
in so unpromising a region.
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