The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
It is really very difficult to understand what are the qualifications
for the best set in Mallingham; but somehow people usually find
themselves in the set that suits them, and very seldom do the rulers of
the social grades in Mallingham make a mistake. They have now and again
sailed very close to the wind, however; for that was a nasty rub they
got when they hastened to call upon a stranger, with the title of
Baroness, who had taken a house in the new part of the town and kept a
man-servant. As the story was told me, the ladies jammed one another in
the doorway in their anxiety to be the first caller upon the Baroness,
or Madame la Baronne, as the wife of a retired Indian civil servant
called her, having studied the idioms of the _Comédie française_.
Madame la Baronne was indeed a lady of great personal charm, and she was
invited everywhere--even to the villa of the wife of the leading
brewer, which represented a sort of Distinguished Strangers' Gallery in
Mallingham. The competition among the most select for the presence of
Madame at their houses was strenuous; and as she was in such demand
it really should not have been regarded as so surprising that a London
magistrate should send her a peremptory invitation by the hand of two
detectives to come to the court over which he presided. His messengers
would take no denial, he wanted her so badly, so she had perforce to
throw over her local engagements and grant the magistrate the favour
which he requested of her.
Her portrait was in the _Daily Mirror_ the next day, in connection
with a startling series of headlines, beginning, “The Bogus Baroness
Again--Arrest at Mallingham.” She was one of the most notorious
swindlers that France ever returned to her native shore, after a series
of exploits in Paris.
The ladies of Mallingham ran up against one another in the porch of her
villa in their haste to get back the cards they had left upon her.
VI.--THE CASE OF MR. STANWELL
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