The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
seemed to perceive that these must have been wedding presents.
It was, however, generally allowed that the wedding had been a very
pretty one, that the bride had looked her best, and that the bridegroom
appeared a good fellow; and in addition to the column and a half
devoted to the affair by a generous newspaper, there appeared the usual
announcement: Weston--Latimer.--On the 2nd inst., at Thurswell Church, by
the Rev. Theophilas Watson, B.A.Oxon, Vicar of Thurswell, late Incumbent
of St. Michael and All Angels, Bardswell, and Rural Dean, assisted
by the Rev. Anselm Sigurd Mott, M. A., late Fellow of King's College,
London, and Senior Curate of St. James the Less, Brindlington,
William Henry, eldest son of the late John Weston of King's Elms,
Leicestershire, to Ida Evelyn, elder daughter of the late George
Cruikshank Latimer, of Todderwell, and Susan Prescott Latimer, of Grange
Lodge, Thurswell.
This was the advertised notice in the _Telegraph_, as well as in the
local paper, on the day after the wedding.
Three or four days later, however, there appeared, in the
corresponding column of the _Post_, an amended version of the same
announcement--Weston--Latimer.--On the 2nd inst., at Thurswell Parish
Church, William Henry Weston, eldest son of the late John Weston,
Attorney's Clerk, King's Elms, Leicestershire, to Ida, daughter of the
late George C. Latimer, Farmer, Todderwell.
This piece of feline malevolence was easily traced to a lady with a
highly marriageable daughter who had been posing for several years as
one of the guardians of “exclusiveness” of Mallingham. An adroit lady
had only to pay her a visit, ostensibly to call her attention to the
delightful announcement--“the cleverest thing that had ever been done,”
she called it--to invite a return of confidence, and, with sparkling
eyes, the perpetrator accepted the credit of thinking out the scheme for
the humiliation of her neighbour for her arrogance in making so much of
the wedding.
And the most melancholy part of the contemptible affair was that the
greater number of the best set actually talked over it as a properly
administered blow to the Latimers, and chuckled over it for many days.
But the very next year Mrs. Latimer's other daughter got married to the
heir to a baronetcy; the wedding took place in St. George's, Hanover
Square, and the _Post_ gave an account of it to the extent of half a
column, and the _Mirror_ gave photographs of the bride and bridegroom.
It would scarcely be believed, except by some one acquainted with the
best society at Mallingham, that upon this occasion the lady who had
displayed her skill in snubbing the Latimers sent a two-guinea present
to the bride. It was understood that the list of presents would appear
in the _Post;_ but when this list appeared the name of the donor of this
special gift was absent from it: the two-guinea gift had been promptly
returned by the mother of the bride.
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