The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
It seemed as if there was not a sirloin in Broad-minster over which
the performance was not discussed. Sides were taken in almost every
household of faith, some people condemning the innovation, others being
enthusiastic in its favour. The one said it was too theatrical--it was
not for clergymen to put themselves into a part, as if they were actors;
the other affirmed that the Bible should be read by a clergyman as if he
believed what he was reading, not in that _voix blanche,_ as the French
call the insincere monotone which for some reason, hard to discover, has
been almost universally adopted as the voice of the Church.
As a natural consequence of the discussion the attendance at the
afternoon service was immense, for it was understood that Canon Mowbray
was to read one of the Lessons. Men who had become quite lax in their
churchgoing looked up their silk hats, and even chapelgoers, having
heard of the morning performance, hastened to the Minster just to see
how theatrical it was. The organist wished he had chosen a more showy
anthem than “In Judah is God known.” This was quite too commonplace for
such an occasion, he thought: it would allow of the clergy's competing
with the choir for popularity, the idea of which was, of course, absurd.
The offertory was nearly double that of any afternoon of the year.
There could be no doubt that the “draw” was Canon Mowbray. He filled the
stage, so to speak; when he went to the lectern the effect was the same
as is produced on a full house by the entrance of the “star,” and once
again the silence was felt to be a subtle form of applause.
Canon Mowbray had no chance of electrifying his hearers, for they were
expectant; he managed, however, to get far more out of an unemotional
chapter than had ever been got out of it before, so that it was made
perfectly clear to every one that he meant to pursue the line he had
struck out for himself, and for the next few days there was no real
topic in Broad-minster but the innovation of Canon Mowbray.
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