The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
It was not surprising that the Close should be greatly perturbed by the
innovation. The Chapter was against it to a man. They had got into a
groove so far as the church services were concerned, and they had been
running very easily in it for many years. Where was the need to make any
change? they asked. But even if some change was needed, why should it be
such a one as that of which Canon Mowbray had made himself the exponent?
There were the weaker brethren to consider: in every clerical discussion
the question of considering the weaker brethren plays a prominent
part. The weaker brethren objected very strongly to the introduction
of elocution in any florid form at the lectern or in front of the
altar-rails, and beyond a doubt the playhouse--a theatre is invariably
alluded to as a playhouse by people who are arguing against it--the
playhouse and the House of God are separate and distinct, and any
attempt to introduce the atmosphere of the former into the latter
savoured of irreverence, and should not be tolerated by any one having
at heart the welfare of the Church.
Of course, Canon Mowbray was quickly made aware of the opinion of the
Chapter regarding his innovation, and then it was that he made use of
the somewhat intemperate phrases already quoted in defining the artistic
incompetence of the clergy; and the clergy speedily learned all that he
had said and was still saying about them, and they were naturally very
much displeased.
But what could they do in the matter?
Well, it was obvious that they could be cold to him--they could delete
his name from the list of invitations to their whist parties and dinner
parties and luncheon parties. They could make it difficult for him to
get up a set at lawn-tennis or badminton; and, sure enough, they put
in motion all the apparatus of excommunication which is still at
the command of the Church. But the result was not all that had been
anticipated; for the people who felt that they owed Canon Mowbray a good
turn for the entertainment with which he had provided them for several
Sundays, got up special parties in his honour: dinner parties, and
whist parties, and even “tweeny” parties--the Sunday lunch between the
services at the Cathedral which occupies so prominent a position in the
convivial régime of Broadminster. But Canon Mowbray was wise enough not
to accept any of the invitations that he received. He knew that there
was far more to be got out of a pose as persecuted reformer than from
appearing at the most elaborate tweeny lunch that the most interesting
house in the town could provide.
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