The Lighter Side of English LifeMoore, Frank Frankfort
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The Lighter Side of English Life
Moore, Frank Frankfort
England -- Social life and customs; England -- Social life and customs -- Humor
He was quite right; for within a month he was summoned before the Dean
himself, and remonstrated with on the error of his excessive elocution.
It was understood the great Dignitary had used his own weapons against
him during this interview: his elocution was excessive as he referred to
the Canon's attempt to introduce an element into the services which
had previously been monopolised by the playhouse--the Dean, of course,
called the theatre the playhouse.
It need scarcely be said that this interview of remonstrance represented
a martyr's crown of 22 carats, hall-marked, to Canon Mowbray, and he
took care to display it: he never appeared in public without it. He
brushed his hair to accommodate its rim upon his head--every one who
has come in contact with a martyr knows how far the brushing of his
hair goes to the establishment of his claim to the crown--and it was
understood that even if Canon Mowbray's “size” had been in excess of
that marked on the ticket in his hat, it was nearly certain that within
a short time his head would be found quite equal to the wearing of his
crown without any one suggesting that it was a misfit.
But he had got the better of the Dean in the interview--he took care
that this fact became known. He had not forgotten himself or his
position for a moment. He had expressed his great regret that the Dean
was unable to look at the question of the innovation with his, the
Canon's, eyes; he had a great respect for the Dean's opinion on most
matters, and he knew no one whose advice he would follow more gladly; but
in this particular point he found it impossible to do so. Surely if
the art of the musician was admitted into the services, the art of the
elocutionist should not be excluded--and so forth. Good taste? He was
said, that he could not allow any considerations of what some people
called good taste to interfere with what he believed to be his duty.
After all, good taste and bad taste were merely relative terms. It was
not possible that on any aesthetic grounds Mr. Dean would be prepared to
say that the slovenly reading of the Sacred Word to which they had been
for long accustomed at the Minster was more tasteful than--than one in
which the ordinary principles of elocution were observed.
It was when the Dean was confronted with arguments which he made no
attempt to answer that he became grossly personal, Canon Mowbray said,
attributing to him, the Canon, motives unworthy of a clergyman with any
sense of his high calling, and thereby proving pretty conclusively, the
Canon thought, that as an arbiter of good taste the Dean could scarcely
be admitted to a position of any prominence.
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