The form accepted this invitation to the extent of dismissing the
passage of unprepared translation from their thoughts for ever, and
settling down with a grateful sigh, began to search their pockets for
fresh provender. The seraph-like Benton slipped back into his seat. His
mission was accomplished. The rest of the hour was provided for.
Three times in the past five years Mr. Cayley's colleagues had offered
to present him with a testimonial. He could never understand why.
* * * * *
Mr. Bull was a young master, and an international football-player. Being
one of the few members of the staff at Eaglescliffe who did not possess
a first-class degree, he had been entrusted with the care of the most
difficult form in the school--the small boys, usually known as The
Nippers.
A small boy is as different from a middle-sized boy as chalk from
cheese. He possesses none of the latter's curious dignity and
self-consciousness. He has the instincts of the puppy, and appreciates
being treated as such. That is to say, he is physically incapable of
sitting still for more than fifteen minutes at a time; he is never happy
except in the company of a drove of other small boys; and he is
infinitely more amenable to _fortiter in re_ than to the _suaviter in
modo_ where the enforcement of discipline is concerned. Above all, he
would rather have his head smacked than be ignored.
Mr. Bull greeted his chattering flock with a hearty roar of salutation,
coupled with a brisk command to them to get into their places and be
quick about it. He was answered by a shrill and squeaky chorus, and
having thrown open the form-room door herded the whole swarm within,
assisting stragglers with a genial cuff or two; the which, coming from
so great a hero, were duly cherished by their recipients as marks of
special favour.
Having duly posted up the names and tender ages of his Nippers in his
mark-book, Mr. Bull announced:
"Now we must appoint the Cabinet Ministers for the term."
Instantly there came a piping chorus.
"Please, sir, can I be Scavenger?"
"Please, sir, can I be Obliterator?"
"Please, sir, can I be Window-opener?"
"Please, sir, can I be Inkslinger?"
"Please, sir, can I be Coalheaver?"
"Shut up!" roared Mr. Bull, and the babble was quelled instantly. "We
will draw lots as usual."
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