The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
The visitors proceeded down one of the corridors, and, at the request
of the warden, examined some of the pieces of manuscript that were
passed out to them through the cell bars. On one tier they found a
squad of short-term men hard at work on a job intended for the “Home
and Fireside” department of a new weekly. They examined with much
interest a serviceable article called “How to Dress Well for Very
Little Money,” which bore the signature of “Fairy Casey,” and were
much pleased with its style and texture. Mr. Gilder, who was of the
party, and has had long experience in reading manuscript, was inclined
to criticise the paragraph which stated that linemen’s boots could be
worn at all times after dark, but it was explained to him that that
was merely carelessness on the part of Mr. Casey, who is a second-story
man, and who forgot he was not writing exclusively for his own
profession.
At the next cell they stopped to look at an essay called “Umbrellas and
Cake Baskets, Spoons and Candlesticks, or How to Make Home Beautiful,”
the work of “Slippery Dutch,” the prominent sneak thief.
Other specimens of manuscript examined by the visitors were “How to
Keep the Feet Warm, or What to Do with Our Kerosene and Shingles,” by
Mordecai Slevinsky, the only long-term man in the gang, and having
thirty-seven years yet to serve; “Safe Storage for Negotiable Railroad
Bonds,” by “Jimmy the Cracksman,” and a two-thousand-word poem in
hexameter named “Throwing the Scare, or the Chasing of the Comeback,”
an extremely creditable job turned out by Chauncey Throwdown, formerly
a ward detective, who partially reformed two years ago, and was caught
and sentenced while trying to lead a better life and earn a more
honest living as a bank thief. Mr. McClure, who was of the party, was
very much pleased with this poem, and asked permission to buy it of
the convict, saying that it was just wide enough to fit the pages of
his magazine; but his offer was refused on the ground that the verses
were part of the job contracted for by the editor of a new periodical.
A slight discussion on the higher ethics of poetry followed, to
which such of the convicts as were within earshot listened with deep
interest. Mr. Gilder claimed that the best, most serviceable, and
ornamental poetry to be had in the market was that which came in five
or six inch lengths, not counting the title or signature, and bore
the well-known “As One Who” brand that the “Century Magazine” has done
so much to popularize. Poems of this description, he explained, are
known to the trade as A1 sonnets, and are very beautiful when printed
directly after a section of continued story, affording, as they do, a
great relief to tired eyes.
“Do you think the idea and the verses should appear on the same page?”
inquired the warden, who is eager to learn all that he can of the
profession of letters.
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