The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
Although as yet only the heir apparent to the crown of letters, Mr.
Bok has acquired an undeniable and far-reaching influence in the realm
which he will one day be called upon to govern, and has strongly
impressed his individuality on contemporaneous literature, in which
respect his position is not unlike that of the Prince of Wales in
England. Among the more noteworthy of the literary products which
have added lustre to the period of his minority may be mentioned
“Heart-to-Heart Talks about Pillow-shams”; “Why My Father Loved
Muffins,” by Mamie Dickens; “Where the Tidies Blow”; “The Needs of
a Canary,” by the Rev. Elijah Gas; and “How I Blow My Nose,” by the
Countess of Aberdeen. Mr. Bok has also made a strong bid for the favor
of the sex which is always gentle and fair by his vigorous championship
of what is termed an “evening musicale,” an abomination which still
flourishes in spite of the persistent and systematic efforts of strong,
brave men to suppress it. A timely Christmas article on the subject,
published about a year ago, was found to be almost illegible before it
had been on the Mercantile Library shelves a fortnight. This article
is by the wife of an eminent specialist in nervous diseases--it may
be that she has an eye on her husband’s practice--and it contains
elaborate instructions as to the best way of inflicting the evening
musicale on peaceful communities. How to entrap the guests, what
indigestibles to serve, how to prevent the men from escaping when
the bass viol begins its deadly work, and how to make them believe
they have had a pleasant time, are among the minutiæ treated in this
invaluable essay.
It is by sheer force of tireless industry and a complete mastery of
every detail of his prodigious literary enterprise that Mr. Bok has
placed himself in the proud position which he occupies to-day. He is
the acknowledged authority on such subjects as the bringing up of
young girls, the care of infants, the cleansing of flannel garments,
and the crocheting of door-mats. In the gentle art of tatting he has
no superior, and has long held the medal as the champion light-weight
tatter of America. In his leisure moments he “chats with Mrs. Burnett,”
“spends evenings with Mark Twain,” and interviews the clever progeny of
distinguished men in the interest of his widely circulated monthly.
The homely qualities to which I have alluded in the preceding
paragraph have made Mr. Bok our crown-prince, but he will live in
history as the discoverer of a new force in literary mechanics--a force
which may, with justice, be compared to the sound-waves which have been
the mainspring of Mr. Edison’s inventions, and one which is destined
to produce results so far-reaching and important that the most acute
literary observer is utterly unable to make any estimate of them.
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