The Literary Shop, and Other TalesFord, James L. (James Lauren)
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The Literary Shop, and Other Tales
Ford, James L. (James Lauren)
American periodicals; Authorship -- Humor
The use of the names of distinguished men and women to lend interest
to worthless or uninteresting articles on topics of current interest
dates back to the most remote period of the world’s history, but it
was Mr. Bok who discovered, during a temporary depression in the
celebrity market, that a vast horde of their relations were available
for literary purposes, and that there was not much greater “pull”
in the name of a citizen who had won distinction in commerce, art,
literature, in the pulpit or on the bench, than there was in those of
his wife, his aunt, his sister, and his children even unto the third
and fourth generation.
It was this discovery that led to the publication of the popular and
apparently endless series of essays bearing such titles as “The Wives
of Famous Pastors,” “Bright Daughters of Well-known Men,” “Proud
Uncles of Promising Young Story-writers,” and “Invalid Aunts of Daring
Athletes.” The masterpiece of these biographical batches was the one
bearing the general head of “Faces We Seldom See,” and it was this one
which established beyond all question or doubt the permanent worth and
importance of Mr. Bok’s discovery. The faces of those whom we often see
have been described in the public prints from time immemorial, but it
was the editor of the _Ladies’ Home Journal_ who discovered the great
commercial value that lurked in the faces of men and women who were
absolutely unknown outside their own limited circles of friends.
Then the relations of the celebrities became writers on their own
account, and straightway the pages of Mr. Bok’s invaluable magazine
glistened with “How My Wife’s Great-uncle Wrote ‘Rip Van Winkle,’” by
Peter Pointdexter; “My Childhood in the White House,” by Ruth McKee;
“How Much Money My Uncle is Worth,” by Cornelius Waldorf Astorbilt: and
“Recollections of R. B. Hayes,” by his ox and his ass.
Even a well-trained mind becomes stunned and bewildered in an attempt
to estimate the extent to which this newly discovered force can be
carried. The imagination can no more grasp it than it can grasp the
idea of either space or eternity, and it is my firm belief that under
the impetus already acquired in the _Ladies’ Home Journal_ the hoofs
of the relations of celebrities will go clattering down through the
literature of centuries as yet unborn.
In the mind of a celebrity the prospect is one calculated to rob the
grave of half its repose; nevertheless it must be a comfort to pass
away in the great white light of fame, cheered by the thought that the
stricken wife, the orphaned children, and the consumptive aunt are left
with a perpetual source of income at their fingers’ ends.
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