The literature of kissing : $b gleaned from history, poetry, fiction, and anecdoteBombaugh, Charles C. (Charles Carroll)
History
The literature of kissing : $b gleaned from history, poetry, fiction, and anecdote
Bombaugh, Charles C. (Charles Carroll)
Kissing
Some of the young men who go to see the girls have adopted a new way of
obtaining kisses. They assert, on the authority of scientific writers,
that the concussion produced by a kiss will cause the flame of a gas-jet
to flicker, and they easily induce the girls to experiment in the
interest of science. At the first kiss or two the parties watch the flame
to see it flicker, but they soon become so interested in the experiments
as to let It flicker if it wants to. Try it yourself.
* * * * *
Nilsson is not above resorting to the little tricks of the stage, when
she thinks they will serve her purpose. A correspondent of the “Arcadian”
says, “One night, at the ‘Italiens’ in Paris, she actually sent a man up
to the top proscenium-box with a quantity of common wall-flowers, which
he was to throw down upon the stage at a given moment. Imagine what a
lovely scene this produced. How sweet and simple was this tribute of the
poor to the august Diva! How pretty it was to see her pick up the common
wall-flowers and kiss them, and then lift her eyes up to the gallery in
sign of eternal gratitude to the gods!”
* * * * *
“Mary, why did you kiss your hand to the gentleman opposite, this
morning?” said a careful mother to her blooming daughter. “Why, the
gentleman had the impudence to throw a kiss clear across the street, and,
of course, I threw it back indignantly! You wouldn’t have encouraged him
by keeping it, would you?”
* * * * *
A beautiful girl stepped into a shop to buy a pair of mittens. “How much
are they?” said she. “Why,” said the gallant but impudent clerk, lost in
gazing upon the sparkling eyes and ruby lips, “you shall have them for a
kiss.” “Very well,” said the lady, pocketing the mittens, while her eyes
spoke daggers; “and, as I see you give credit here, charge it on your
books, and let me know when you collect it.” And she very hastily tripped
out.
* * * * *
A lady residing in Lansingburg hailed a passing car, with her little son,
to see him safely on the horse-car for a trip to Troy. He stepped on
board and scrambled for the front of the car. As he was going, his mother
said, “Why, aren’t you going to kiss your mother before you go?” The
little fellow was so delighted at the prospect of a ride, and in such a
hurry, that he hastily rejoined, looking back excitedly, “Mr. Conductor,
won’t you kiss mother for me?” And of course the passengers couldn’t keep
from smiling.
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