The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
Fathers and daughters -- Fiction; Governors -- Fiction; Humorous stories; North Carolina -- Fiction; South Carolina -- Fiction
"Don't be so irritable, and let me summarize briefly on your own
hypothesis: You stared at a strange girl and she winked at you, safe in
the consciousness that she would never see you again. And now you are
going to New Orleans to look for her. She will probably meet you at the
station, with her bridesmaids and wedding cake all ready for you. And
you think this will lead to an adventure--you defer finding the North
Pole for this--for this? Poor Ardy! But did she toss her card from the
window? Why New Orleans? Why not Minneapolis, or Bangor, Maine?"
"I'm not an ass, Grissy. I caught the name of the sleeper--you know
they're all named, like yachts and tall buildings--the name of her car
was the _Alexandra_. I asked our conductor where it was bound for, and
he said it was the New Orleans car. So I took the first train back, ran
into you here, and that's the whole story to date."
"I admire your spirit. New Orleans is much pleasanter than the polar
ice, and a girl with a winking eye isn't to be overlooked in this vale
of tears. What did this alleviating balm for tired eyes look like, if
you remember anything besides the wicked wink?"
"She was bareheaded, and her hair was wonderfully light and fluffy, and
it was parted in the middle and tied behind with a black ribbon in a
great bow. She rested her cheek on her hand--her elbow on the
window-sill, you know--and she smiled a little as the car moved off, and
winked--do you understand? Her eyes were blue, Grissy, big and blue--and
she was perfectly stunning."
"There are winks and winks, Ardy," observed Griswold with a judicial
air. "There is the wink inadvertent, to which no meaning can be
attached. There is the wink deceptive, usually given behind the back of
a third person, and a vulgar thing which we will not associate with your
girl of the _Alexandra_. And then, to be brief, there is the wink of
mischief, which is observed occasionally in persons of exceptional
bringing up. There are moments in the lives of all of us when we lose
our grip on conventions--on morality, even. The psychology of this
matter is very subtle. Here you are, a gentleman of austerely correct
life; here is a delightful girl, on whom you flash in an out-of-the-way
corner of the world. And she, not wholly displeased by the frank
admiration in your eyes--for you may as well concede that you stared at
her--"
"Well, I suppose I did look at her," admitted Ardmore reluctantly.
"Pardonably, no doubt, just as you would look at a portrait in a picture
gallery, of course. This boarding-school miss, who had never before
lapsed from absolute propriety, felt the conventional world crumble
beneath her as the train started. She could no more have resisted the
temptation to wink than she could have refused a caramel or an
invitation to appear as best girl at a church wedding. Thus wireless
communication is established between soul and soul for an instant only,
and then you are cut off forever. Perhaps, in the next world, Ardy--"
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