The Little Brown Jug at KildareNicholson, Meredith
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The Little Brown Jug at Kildare
Nicholson, Meredith
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Griswold and Ardmore had often idealized themselves as hopeless pursuers
of the elusive, the unattainable, the impossible; or at least Ardmore
had, and Griswold had entered into the spirit of this sort of thing for
the joy it gave Ardmore. They had discussed frequently the call of soul
to soul--the quick glance passing between perfect strangers in crowded
thoroughfares, and had fruitlessly speculated as to their proper course
in the event the call seemed imperative. A glance of the eye is one
thing, but it is quite another to address a stranger and offer eternal
friendship. The two had agreed that, while, soul-call or no soul-call, a
gentleman must keep clear of steamer flirtations, and avoid even the
most casual remarks to strange young women in any circumstances, a
gentleman of breeding and character may nevertheless follow the world's
long trails in search of a never-to-be-forgotten face.
The fact is that Ardmore was exceedingly shy, and a considerable
experience of fashionable society had not diminished this shortcoming.
Griswold, on the other hand, had the Virginian's natural social
instinct, but he suffered from a widely-diffused impression that much
learning had made him either indifferent or extremely critical where
women are concerned.
Ardmore shrugged his shoulders and fumbled in his coat pockets as though
searching for ideas. An austere composure marked his countenance at all
times, and emphasized the real distinction of his clean-cut features.
His way of tilting back his head and staring dreamily into vacancy had
established for him a reputation for stupidity that was wholly
undeserved.
"Please limit the discussion to the present world, Professor."
When Ardmore was displeased with Griswold he called him Professor, in a
withering tone that disposed of the academic life.
"We shall limit it to New Orleans or the universe, as you like."
"I'm disappointed in you, Grissy. You don't take this matter in the
proper spirit. I'm going to find that girl, I tell you."
"I want you to find her, Ardy, and throw yourself at her feet. Be it far
from me to deprive you of the joy of search. I thoroughly admire your
resolute spirit. It smacks of the old heroic times. Nor can I conceal
from you my consuming envy. If a girl should flatter me with a wink I
should follow her thrice round the world. She should not elude me
anywhere in the Copernican system. If it were not the nobler part for
you to pursue alone, I should forsake my professorship and buckle on my
armor and follow your standard--
With the winking eye
For my battle-cry."
And Griswold hummed the words, beating time with his stick, much to
Ardmore's annoyance.
"In my ignorance," Griswold continued, "I recall but one allusion to
the wink in immortal song. If my memory serves me, it is no less a soul
than Browning who sings:
'All heaven, meanwhile, condensed into one eye
Which fears to lose the wonder, should it wink.'
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