Mental illness -- Fiction; Russia -- Fiction; Russian fiction -- Translations into English; Teachers -- Fiction
"Postman! Come in here."
The postman entered the room. He rummaged in his bag and pretended to
be searching for the letter. Varvara filled a large vodka-glass and cut
off a piece of pie. The postman watched her greedily. In the meantime
Peredonov was trying to think whom the postman resembled. At last he
recalled--he was the same red-pimpled knave who had made him lose so
heavily at cards.
"He'll trick me again," thought Peredonov dejectedly, and made a
Koukish[1] in his pocket.
The red-haired knave gave the letter to Varvara.
"It's for you," he said respectfully, thanked them for the vodka, drank
it, grunted with satisfaction, picked up the piece of pie and walked
out.
Varvara turned the letter and without opening it held it out to
Peredonov.
"There, read it--I think it's from the Princess," she said with a
smile. "What's the good of her writing? It would be much better if she
gave you the job instead."
Peredonov's hands trembled. He tore open the envelope and quickly read
the letter. Then he jumped up from his place, waved the letter and
cried out:
"Hurrah! Three inspector's jobs, and I can have which one I want.
Hurrah, Varvara, we've got it at last!"
He began to dance and twirl round the room. With his immovably red face
and dull eyes he seemed like a monstrously large mechanical dancing
doll. Varvara smiled and looked at him happily. He shouted:
"Now it's decided, Varvara--we'll get married."
He caught Varvara by the shoulders and began to whirl her around the
table, stamping with his feet.
"A Russian dance, Varvara!" he shouted.
Varvara put her arms akimbo and glided off into a dance, Peredonov
danced before her in the Russian squat.
Volodin entered and bleated joyously:
"The future inspector is hopping the _trepak!_"[2]
"Dance, Pavloushka!" cried Peredonov.
Klavdia looked in at the door. Volodin shouted at her, laughing and
grimacing:
"Dance, Klavdiusha, you too! All together! We'll make merry with the
future inspector."
Klavdia gave a hoot and glided into the dance, moving her shoulders.
Volodin adroitly whirled round in front of her--now he squatted, now
he whirled round, now he jumped forward, clapping his hands together.
He was especially adroit when he lifted his knee and clapped his hands
underneath the knee. The floor vibrated under their heels. Klavdia was
overjoyed to have such a clever partner.
When they got tired they sat down at the table and Klavdia ran off into
the kitchen laughing gaily. They drank vodka and they drank beer. They
jingled bottles and glasses, they shouted, laughed, waved their arms,
embraced and kissed each other. Afterwards Peredonov and Volodin went
off to the Summer-garden--Peredonov was in a hurry to boast about the
letter.
In the billiard-room they found the usual company. Peredonov showed his
letter to his friends. It created a great impression. Everyone examined
it trustfully. Routilov went pale, muttered something and spat.
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