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Routilov babbled on incessantly; told all sorts of tales and anecdotes,
some of an exceedingly indelicate character. In order to annoy
Peredonov, Routilov began to tell him that his older pupils were
behaving very badly, especially those who lived in apartments: they
smoked, drank vodka and ran after girls. Peredonov believed him, and
Grushina confirmed what Routilov said. These stories gave her especial
pleasure: she herself, after her husband's death, had wanted to board
three or four of the students at her house, but the Head-Master
would not give her the requisite permission, in spite of Peredonov's
recommendations--Grushina's reputation in the town was not very good.
She now began to abuse the landladies of the houses where the students
had apartments.
"They're bribing the Head-Master," she declared.
"All the landladies are carrion!" said Volodin with conviction; "take
mine, for instance. When I took my room, mine agreed to give me three
glasses of milk every evening. For the first two months I got it."
"And you didn't get drunk?" asked Routilov.
"Why should I get drunk?" said Volodin in offended tones, "milk's
a useful product. It's my habit to drink three glasses of milk
every night. When all of a sudden I see that they bring me only two
glasses. 'What's the meaning of this?' I ask; the servant says: 'Anna
Mikhailovna says she begs your pardon because the cow, she says,
doesn't give much milk now.' What's that to do with me? An agreement
is more sacred than money. Suppose their cow gave no milk at all--does
that mean I'm not to have any milk? 'No,' I say. 'If there is no milk,
then tell Anna Mikhailovna to give me a glass of water. I'm used to
three glasses and I must have them.'"
"Our Pavloushka's a hero," said Peredonov. "Tell them how you argued
with the General, old chap."
Volodin eagerly repeated his story. But this time they laughed at his
expense. He stuck out an offended underlip.
After supper they all got drunk, even the women. Volodin proposed that
they should dirty the walls some more. They were delighted: almost
before they had finished supper they acted on this suggestion and
amused themselves prodigiously. They spat on the wall-paper, poured
beer on it, and they threw at the walls and ceiling paper arrows whose
ends were smeared with butter, and they flipped pieces of moist bread
at the ceiling. Afterwards they invented a new game which they played
for money; they tore off strips of the wall-paper to see who could get
the largest. But at this game the Prepolovenskys won another rouble and
a half.
Volodin lost. Because of his loss and his intoxication he became
depressed and began to complain about his mother. He made a dolorous
face, and gesticulating ridiculously with his hand, said:
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