The Lives and Opinions of Eminent PhilosophersDiogenes Laertius
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The Lives and Opinions of Eminent Philosophers
Diogenes Laertius
Philosophers, Ancient -- Biography; Philosophy, Ancient
When he had written to some one to look out and get ready a small house
for him, as he delayed to do it, he took a cask which he found in the
Temple of Cybele, for his house, as he himself tells us in his letters.
And during the summer he used to roll himself in the warm sand, but
in winter he would embrace statues all covered with snow, practising
himself, on every occasion, to endure anything.
IV. He was very violent in expressing his haughty disdain of others. He
said that the σχολὴ (school) of Euclides was χολὴ (gall). And he used
to call Plato’s διατριβὴ (discussions) κατατριβὴ (disguise). It was
also a saying of his that the Dionysian games were a great marvel to
fools; and that the demagogues were the ministers of the multitude. He
used likewise to say, “that when in the course of his life he beheld
pilots, and physicians, and philosophers, he thought man the wisest
of all animals; but when again he beheld interpreters of dreams, and
soothsayers, and those who listened to them, and men puffed up with glory
or riches, then he thought that there was not a more foolish animal than
man.” Another of his sayings was, “that he thought a man ought oftener to
provide himself with a reason than with a halter.” On one occasion, when
he noticed Plato at a very costly entertainment tasting some olives, he
said, “O you wise man! why, after having sailed to Sicily for the sake of
such a feast, do you not now enjoy what you have before you?” And Plato
replied, “By the Gods, Diogenes, while I was there I ate olives and all
such things a great deal.” Diogenes rejoined, “What then did you want to
sail to Syracuse for? Did not Attica at that time produce any olives?”
But Phavorinus, in his Universal History, tells this story of Aristippus.
At another time he was eating dried figs, when Plato met him, and he
said to him, “You may have a share of these;” and as he took some and
ate them, he said, “I said that you might have a share of them, not that
you might eat them all.” On one occasion Plato had invited some friends
who had come to him from Dionysius to a banquet, and Diogenes trampled
on his carpets, and said, “Thus I trample on the empty pride of Plato;”
and Plato made him answer, “How much arrogance are you displaying, O
Diogenes! when you think that you are not arrogant at all.” But, as
others tell the story, Diogenes said, “Thus I trample on the pride of
Plato;” and that Plato rejoined, “With quite as much pride yourself, O
Diogenes.” Sotion too, in his fourth book, states, that the Cynic made
the following speech to Plato: Diogenes once asked him for some wine,
and then for some dried figs; so he sent him an entire jar full; and
Diogenes said to him, “Will you, if you are asked how many two and two
make, answer twenty? In this way, you neither give with any reference to
what you are asked for, nor do you answer with reference to the question
put to you.” He used also to ridicule him as an interminable talker.
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