The Long Dim TrailHooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
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The Long Dim Trail
Hooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
Arizona -- Fiction; Cowboys -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
"Say, Limber, this is the wust mix-up of all! Here we go and stampeded
the heifer what Walton figgered on ropin' for hisself, and she turns an
busts into the home corral with the Diamond H brand on her! Can you beat
it?"
No one answered.
The clamour of the supper bell brought them to their feet once more, and
they hurried to the chuck-house, talking as fast as they could. All
talked at once; no one replied or listened, but it was a happy bunch of
cowpunchers that slid along the wooden bench at the supper-table that
night.
Back on the floor of the bunk-house lay three rolls of blankets waiting
for the men to stumble over them in the dark.
CHAPTER ELEVEN
Unusual excitement was evident in the Willcox Hotel, as the cowpunchers
of the Diamond H rushed in with mysterious packages which afterwards
developed into conventional attire. They had ridden to town early in the
afternoon, Saturday, the day the wedding of the Boss was to take place.
Confusion reigned in their small room. Roarer danced around, struggling
to fasten a collar, his face becoming apoplectic; while Holy, with his
entire vocabulary and muscular strength, was coaxing his feet into
patent leather shoes a size too small. When his frantic efforts
culminated in a broken loop-strap, it left him, for once in his life,
speechless.
Before a bilious mirror, Limber plastered his hair down rigidly with a
stick of barber's cosmetique, recommended by the bar-tender; and Bronco
stood ruefully contemplating four enormous pairs of white kid gloves
reposing in a long row on the bed.
"I don't balk at toggin' up swell for the Boss's weddin'," came in a
gasp from Roarer as he clutched at his throat, "but derned if I see why
the feller what invented collar-buttons and biled shirts wasn't lynched
for his fust offense. Doggone the beastly little contraption, anyhow!"
The others regarded him sympathetically, for they, too, had struggled,
as the numerous twisted, soiled collars about the room testified; even
those now decorating their brown throats showed marks of desperate fray.
"I've spiled seven collars and busted five collar buttons already,"
groaned Roarer, pausing in his struggle. "Oh, Lord! Where did that
thing go. Any one see it? It's wusser'n a flea the way it lit out."
They grasped his meaning. Each had recently been on a voyage of
discovery for other collar buttons.
"Mebbe it's under the bed," suggested Holy, trying to balance himself
and walk in the tight shoes. He paused, standing like a gigantic stork
on one foot. "Mine rolled under the bed."
Roarer fell to his knees and groped without avail, then crawled out on
all fours, gazing up disconsolately into the faces of the other men.
"Not a hair nor a hide of it," he puffed, still on his knees. "That's
the last one we had, and what's wust, thar ain't no more collar-buttons
in the whole blamed town. Everyone's been buyin' 'em this afternoon."
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