The Long Dim TrailHooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
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The Long Dim Trail
Hooker, Forrestine C. (Forrestine Cooper)
Arizona -- Fiction; Cowboys -- Fiction; Ranch life -- Fiction; Western stories
"Well, it couldn't get outen the room;" consoled Limber, whose toilet
was finished before the others, because he had had the foresight to
enlist the services of a clerk in Soto's store, and after buying a
shirt, collar and tie, the two had retired to a small back room. Hence,
Limber had emerged victorious and unruffled, but his sympathies were
with the other punchers.
"They say collar-buttons take to a bureau if the bed don't suit 'em," he
suggested. "Suppose you start a round-up on that range, Roarer. I'd like
to help you out, but this collar checks me up too high."
Inspired by the idea, Roarer assumed his devotional attitude and clawed
wildly. Something gave way, and he emerged precipitately.
"I got her," he triumphed, "but something busted--What was it?" he
supplemented with an anxious glance over his shoulder.
The others surrounded him.
"Suspender," reported Limber. "Button's busted off'n your trousers."
"Much damage?" he inquired of the investigating committee, which
continued looking him over.
"Nothin' but what can be fixed up with a pin," was Bronco's decision.
"Any one got a pin?"
They shook their heads. It was a pinless crowd, but a brilliant idea
struck Holy, who delved into the pockets of his discarded leather chaps
and produced a horse-shoe nail. Drawing a piece of the trouser cloth
through the button-hole of the suspended flap, he thrust the nail in
dexterously.
"Thar you are," he pronounced cheerfully.
"Say, Holy, you're a wonder!" flattered Roarer obsequiously.
Holy grinned at him and demanded, "What do you want me to do for _you_?"
Roarer's childish accents pleaded, "Can't you help me get into this
collar? It's the only one we got left that's fitten to put on, and it
ain't big enough for this shirt, nor me, neither, but I've got to get
into it somehow."
Holy inspected the dilemma. "I'll go see if I kin find something," he
said vaguely as he left the room. In a few minutes he returned.
"I got a button-hook off'n the chambermaid. We can fix it up now!"
Surrounded by an admiring group, he grasped the collar band of Roarer's
shirt, thrust the button-hook through the button-hole of the collar and
gave a vigorous twist.
An agonized squeal, like a dying pig, assaulted the air and Roarer
retreated rapidly with the button-hook hanging to the collar, while he
rubbed the prominent bone in his throat that had interfered with the
adjustment.
"What in thunder do you think you're doin'?" he piped, glaring at Holy.
"Looks like you was figgerin' to make cider outen my Adam's apple, the
way you squoze."
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