The pale February sunlight was streaming across snow-covered moorland
that stretched away on either side of the line, when the Highland
Express drew up at the first stopping place the following morning.
From every carriage poured a throng of hungry bluejackets in search of
breakfast. Many wore long coats of duffle or sheepskin provided by a
maternal Admiralty in view of the severe weather conditions in the far
North. The British bluejacket is accustomed to wear what he is told to
wear, and further, to continue wearing it until he is told to put on
something else. Hence a draft of men sent North to the Fleet from one
of the Naval depots in the South of England would cheerfully don the
duffle coats issued to them on departure and keep them on until they
arrived at their destination, with an equal disregard for such outward
circumstances as temperature or environment.
A night's journey in a crowded and overheated railway carriage, muffled
in such garb, would not commend itself to the average individual as an
ideal prelude to a hearty breakfast. Yet the cheerful, sleepy-eyed
crowd of apparently par-boiled Arctic explorers that invaded the
restaurant buffet vociferously demanding breakfast, appeared on the
best of terms with themselves, one another and the world at large.
A score or more of officers besieged a flustered girl standing beside a
pile of breakfast baskets, and the thin, keen morning air resounded
with banter and voices. The King's Messenger, freshly shaven and pink
of countenance (a woman once likened his face to that of a cherub
looked at through a magnifying glass), stood at the door of his
carriage and exchanged morning greetings with travellers of his
acquaintance. Then the guard's whistle sounded; the noise and laughter
redoubled along the platform and a general scramble ensued. Doors
slammed down the length of the train, and the damsel in charge of the
breakfast baskets raised her voice in lamentation.
"Ane o' the gentlemen hasna paid for his basket!" she cried. Heads
appeared at windows, and the owner of one extended a half-crown. "It's
my friend in here," he explained. "His name is Mouldy Jakes, and he
can't speak for himself because his mouth is too full of bacon; but he
wishes me to say that he's awfully sorry he forgot. He was struck all
of a heap at meeting a lady so early in the morning...." The speaker
vanished abruptly, apparently jerked backwards by some mysterious
agency. The train started.
The maiden turned away with a simper. "It was no his friend at all,"
she observed to the young lady from the buffet, who had emerged to wave
farewell to a bold, bad Engine Room Artificer after a desperate
flirtation of some forty seconds' duration. "It was himself."
"They're a' sae sonsie!" said the young lady from the buffet with a
rapturous sigh.
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