"That's good advice for the right man," he granted, "but why waste it
on me? I can do things other men can't. I can stop drinking this
minute, and it will mean so little to me that I won't know I've
stopped."
"Then stop," said Haldane.
"Why?" demanded Aintree. "I like it. Why should I stop anything I
like? Because a lot of old women are gossiping? Because old men who
can't drink green mint without dancing turkey-trots think I'm going to
the devil because I can drink whiskey? I'm not afraid of whiskey," he
laughed tolerantly. "It amuses me, that's all it does to me; it amuses
me." He pulled back the coat of his pajamas and showed his giant chest
and shoulder. With his fist he struck his bare flesh and it glowed
instantly a healthy, splendid pink.
"See that!" commanded Aintree. "If there's a man on the isthmus in any
better physical shape than I am, I'll--" He interrupted himself to
begin again eagerly. "I'll make you a sporting proposition," he
announced "I'll fight any man on the isthmus ten rounds--no matter who
he is, a wop laborer, shovel man, Barbadian nigger, marine,
anybody--and if he can knock me out I'll stop drinking. You see," he
explained patiently, "I'm no mollycoddle or jelly-fish. I can afford a
headache. And besides, it's my own head. If I don't give anybody else
a headache, I don't see that it's anybody else's damned business."
"But you do," retorted Haldane steadily. "You're giving your own men
worse than a headache, you're setting them a rotten example, you're
giving the Thirty-third a bad name-"
Aintree vaulted off his cot and shook his fist at his friend. "You
can't say that to me," he cried.
"I do say it," protested Haldane. "When you were in Manila your men
were models; here they're unshaven, sloppy, undisciplined. They look
like bell-hops. And it's your fault. And everybody thinks so."
Slowly and carefully Aintree snapped his fingers.
"And you can tell everybody, from me," he cried, "that's all I care
what they think! And now," he continued, smiling hospitably, "let me
congratulate you on your success as a missionary, and, to show you
there's not a trace of hard feeling, we will have a drink."
Informally Haldane reported back to the commission, and the wife of one
of them must have talked, for it was soon known that a brother officer
had appealed to Aintree to reform, and Aintree had refused to listen.
When she heard this, Grace Carter, the wife of Major Carter, one of the
surgeons at the Ancon Hospital, was greatly perturbed. Aintree was
engaged to be married to Helen Scott, who was her best friend and who
was arriving by the next steamer to spend the winter. When she had
Helen safely under her roof, Mrs. Carter had planned to marry off the
young couple out of hand on the isthmus. But she had begun to wonder if
it would not be better they should delay, or best that they should
never marry.
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