“Speak for yourself if you are so minded, miller,” cried Hal Holmes.
“Sup off the sound of a frizzle mixed with the sniff of a well-greased
pan, if you so please, but give me a flake or two o' salmon flesh, good
mother, the pink o' the body just showing through the silver o' the
scales. Oh, a lady born is your sea salmon with her pink complexion
shining among the folds o' her silver lace!”
“Ay, sir, better than that your praise should be, for the fish's beauty
is more than skin deep,” said the housewife, as she stood with the
kitchen door half open.
The miller winked at his friends when she had disappeared.
“Canst better that, Hal?” he enquired.
“Vanity to try,” replied the blacksmith. “A man's good enough maybe for
the catching o' a salmon, but it needs a woman's deft fingers to cook
it. You see through my proverb, miller?”
“It needs no spying glass, Hal,” said the miller. “The interpretation
thereof is in purpose that it needs a woman's nimble wit to put a
finishing touch to a simple man's discourse, howsoever well meant it may
be. Eh, farmer?”
“'Tis different wi' pilchards, as is only natural, seeing what sort of
eating they be,” said the farmer shrewdly; he found that he had been
wittier than he had any notion of being, and he added his loudest
chuckles (when he had recovered from his surprise) to the roaring of the
miller's laughter.
It was Nelly Polwhele who demanded to be let into the secret of the
merriment so soon as she had returned to the room with Susan, and when
the miller told her, with an illuminating wink and a shrewd nod, she
laughed in so musical a note with her hands uplifted that the farmer
pursed out his lips in pride at his own wit. He was not without a hope
that he might find out, in the course of the evening, wherein the point
of it lay.
Meantime Nelly was looking anxiously around the room.
“What's gone wrong wi' the girl?” said the miller. “Oh, I see how things
be: 'tis so long since she was here the place seems strange to her. Is't
not so, Nelly?”
“Partly, sir,” replied the girl. “But mainly I was looking to see where
Mr. Pullsford was hiding. You can't be supping in good style and he
absent.”
“Give no heed to Mr. Pullsford, whether he be here or not; spend your
time in telling us where you yourself have been hiding for the past
month,” cried the miller.
“She has not been hiding, she has been doing just the
opposite--displaying herself to the fashionable world,” said Susan.
“Hey, what's all this?” said the miller. “You don't mean to tell us that
you've been as far as Plymouth?”
“Plymouth, indeed! Prithee, where's the rank and fashion at Plymouth,
sir?” cried Nelly. “Nay, sir, 'tis to the Bath I have been, as befits one
in my station in life.”
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