“The Bath?--never,” exclaimed the miller, while the girl, lifting up her
dress with a dainty finger and thumb to the extent of an inch or
two, went mincing past him down the room, followed by the eyes of the
blacksmith and the others of the party. “'Tis in jest you speak, you
young baggage--how would such as you ever get as far as the Bath?”
“It sounds like a fancy freak, doth it not truly; and yet 'tis the sober
truth,” said Nelly. “At the Bath I was, and there I kept for a full
month, in the very centre core of all the grandest that the world has in
store. I didn't find myself a bit out of place, I protest.”
“Hear the girl!” exclaimed the miller. “She talks with the cold
assurance of a lady of quality--not that I ever did meet with one to
know; but--and the fun of it is that she wouldn't be out of place in the
most extravagant company. Come, then, tell us how it came about. Who was
it kidnapped thee?”
And then the girl told how it was that Squire Trelawny's young ladies
at Court Royal, having lost their maid, owing to her marrying in haste,
asked her to take the young woman's place for a month or two until they
should get suited. As she had always been a favourite with them, she had
consented, and they had forthwith set out for the Bath with the Squire's
retinue of chariots and horsemen, and there they had sojourned for a
month.
“'Tis, indeed, like a story o' pixies and their magic and the like,”
said the miller. “I knew that the young ladies and you was ever on the
best o' terms, but who could tell that it would come to such as this?
And I'll wager my life that within a day and a night you could tire
their hair and dust it wi' powder with the best of their ladyships'
ladies. And, prithee, what saw you at the Bath besides the flunkies o'
the quality?”
“Oh, sir, ask me not to relate to you all that I saw and noted,” said
the girl. “Every day of my life I said, 'What a place the world is to be
sure!'”
“And so it be,” said the farmer approvingly.
“Oh, the rank and fashion, farmer, such as would astonish even you, and
you are a travelled man,” said she.
“Ay, I have been as wide afield as Falmouth on the west and Weymouth on
the east,” said the farmer. “Ay, I know the world.”
“Your travels have ever been the talk of the six parishes, sir,” said
the girl. “But among all the strange people that have come-under your
eyes, I'll warrant you there was none stranger than you might find at
the Bath. Have you ever in your travels crossed ladies sitting upright
in stumpy sentry boxes with a stout fellow bearing it along the streets,
winging 'twixt the pair o' poles?”
“Naught so curious truly; but I've seen honest and honourable men that
had heard of such like,” said the farmer.
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