The Lunatic at LargeClouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
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The Lunatic at Large
Clouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
Humorous stories; Nobility -- Germany -- Fiction
“First, so far as my poor memory goes, my mother’s lady’s-maid informed me
of the fact; then I think my sister’s governess,” he replied, ticking off
his informants on his fingers with a half-abstracted air. “After that came
a number of more or less reliable individuals, and lastly the Lady Alicia
à Fyre.”
“Me? I’m sure I never said——”
“None of them ever _said_,” he interrupted.
“But what have I done, then?” she asked, tightening her reins, and making
her horse fidget a foot or two farther away.
“You have begun to be a most adorable friend to a most unfortunate man.”
Still Lady Alicia looked at him a little dubiously, and only said, “I—I
hope I’m not too friendly.”
“There are no degrees in friendly,” he replied. “There are only aloofly,
friendly, and more than friendly.”
“I—I think I ought to be going on, Mr Beveridge.”
That experienced diplomatist perceived that it was necessary to further
embellish himself.
“Are you fond of soldiers?” he asked, abruptly.
“I beg your pardon?” she said in considerable bewilderment.
“Does a red coat, a medal, and a brass band appeal to you? Are you apt to
be interested in her Majesty’s army?”
“I generally like soldiers,” she admitted, still much surprised at the
turn the conversation had taken.
“Then I was a soldier.”
“But—really?”
“I held a commission in one of the crackest cavalry regiments,” he began
dramatically, and yet with a great air of sincerity. “I was considered one
of the most promising officers in the mess. It nearly broke my heart to
leave the service.”
He turned away his head. Lady Alicia was visibly affected.
“I am so sorry!” she murmured.
Still keeping his face turned away, he held out his hand and she pressed
it gently.
“Sorrow cannot give me my freedom,” he said.
“If there is anything I can do——” she began.
“Dismount,” he said, looking up at her tenderly.
Lady Alicia never quite knew how it happened, but certainly she found
herself standing on the ground, and the next moment Mr Beveridge was in
her place.
“An old soldier,” he exclaimed, gaily; “I can’t resist the temptation of
having a canter.” And with that he started at a gallop towards the gate.
With a blasphemous ejaculation Moggridge sprang from behind his tree, and
set off down the drive in hot pursuit.
Lady Alicia screamed, “Stop! stop! Francis—I mean, Mr Beveridge; stop,
please!”
But the favorite of the crack regiment, despite the lady’s saddle, sat his
steed well, and rapidly left cries and footsteps far behind. The lodge was
nearly half a mile away, and as the avenue wound between palisades of old
trees, the shouts became muffled, and when he looked over his shoulder he
saw in the stretch behind him no sign of benefactress or pursuer. By
continued exhortations and the point of his penknife he kept his horse at
full stretch; round the next bend he knew he should see the gates.
“Five to one on the blank things being shut,” he muttered.
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