The Lunatic at LargeClouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
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The Lunatic at Large
Clouston, J. Storer (Joseph Storer)
Humorous stories; Nobility -- Germany -- Fiction
He swept round the curve, and there ahead of him he saw the gates grimly
closed, and at the lodge door a dismounted groom, standing beside his
horse.
Only remarking “Damn!” he reined up, turned, and trotted quietly back
again. Presently he met Moggridge, red in the face, muddy as to his
trousers, and panting hard.
“Nice little nag this, Moggridge,” he remarked, airily.
“Nice sweat you’ve give me,” rejoined his attendant, wrathfully.
“You don’t mean to say you ran after me?”
“I does mean to say,” Moggridge replied grimly, seizing the reins.
“Want to lead him? Very well—it makes us look quite like the Derby winner
coming in.”
“Derby loser you means, thanks to them gates bein’ shut.”
“Gates shut? Were they? I didn’t happen to notice.”
“No, o’ course not,” said Moggridge, sarcastically; “that there sunstroke
you got in India prevented you, I suppose?”
“Have a cigar?”
To this overture Moggridge made no reply. Mr Beveridge laughed and
continued lightly, “I had no idea you were so fond of exercise. I’d have
given you a lead all round the park if I’d known.”
“You’d ’ave given me a lead all round the county if them gates ’ad been
open.”
“It might have been difficult to stop this fiery animal,” Mr Beveridge
admitted. “But now, Moggridge, the run is over. I think I can take Lady
Alicia’s horse back to her myself.”
Moggridge smiled grimly.
“You won’t let go?”
“No fears.”
Mr Beveridge put his hand behind his back and silently drove the penknife
a quarter of an inch into his mount’s hind quarters. In an instant his
keeper felt himself being lifted nearly off his feet, and in another
actually deposited on his face. Off went the accomplished horseman again
at top speed, but this time back to Lady Alicia. He saw her standing by
the side of the drive, her handkerchief to her eyes, a penitent and
disconsolate little figure. When she heard him coming, she dried her eyes
and looked up, but her face was still tearful.
“Well, I am back from my ride,” he remarked in a perfectly usual voice,
dismounting as he spoke.
“The man!” she cried, “where is that dreadful man?”
“What man?” he asked in some surprise.
“The man who chased you.”
Mr Beveridge laughed aloud, at which Lady Alicia took fresh refuge in her
handkerchief.
“He follows on foot,” he replied.
“Did he catch you? Oh, why didn’t you escape altogether?” she sobbed.
Mr Beveridge looked at her with growing interest.
“I had begun to forget my petticoat psychology,” he reflected (aloud,
after his unconventional fashion).
“Oh, here he comes,” she shuddered. “All blood! Oh, what have you done to
him?”
“On my honour, nothing,—I merely haven’t washed his face.”
By this time Moggridge was coming close upon them.
“You won’t forget a poor soldier?” said Mr Beveridge in a lower voice.
There was no reply.
“A _poor_ soldier,” he added, with a sigh, glancing at her from the corner
of his eye. “So poor that even if I had got out, I could only have ridden
till I dropped.”
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