The Magic Pudding: Being the Adventures of Bunyip Bluegum and His Friends Bill Barnacle & Sam SawnoffLindsay, Norman
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The Magic Pudding: Being the Adventures of Bunyip Bluegum and His Friends Bill Barnacle & Sam Sawnoff
Lindsay, Norman
Animals -- Juvenile fiction; Australia -- Juvenile fiction; Fantasy literature; Humorous stories; Puddings -- Juvenile fiction
"Singed possums, sir, yes sir, certainly sir," gasped the
Bandicoot, trembling violently.
"What, exclaimed Bill, "Do yer mean to say you have seen a
singed possum?"
"Singed possums, sir, yes sir," gulped the Bandicoot. "Very
plentiful, sir, this time of the year, sir, owing to the bush
fires, sir."
"Rubbish," roared Bill. "I don't believe he's seen a singed
possum at all."
"No, sir," quavered the Bandicoot. "Certainly not, sir.
Wouldn't think of seeing singed possums if there was any
objection, sir."
"You're a poltroon," shouted Bill. "You're a slaverin',
quaverin', melon-carryin' nincompoop. There's no more chance
of getting information out of you than out of a terrified Turnip."
Leaving the Bandicoot to pursue his quavering, melon-humping
existence, they set off again, Bill giving way to some very
despondent expressions.
"As far as I can see," he said, "if we can't find somethin'
better than stone-deaf hedgehogs, peevish parrots and funkin'
bandicoots we may as well give way to despair."
Bunyip Bluegum was forced to exert his finest oratory to inspire
them to another frame of mind. "Let it never be said," he
exclaimed, "that the unconquerable hearts of puddin'-owners
quailed before a parrot, a hedgehog, or a bandicoot.
"Let hedgehogs deaf go delve and dig,
Immune from loudest howl,
Let bandicoots lump melons big,
Let peevish parrots prowl.
"Shall puddin'-owners bow the head
At such affronts as these?
No, no! March on, by anger led,
Our Puddin' to release.
"Let courage high resolve inflame
Our captive Pud to free;
Our banner wave, our words proclaim
We march to victory!"
"Bravely sung," exclaimed Bill, grasping Bunyip Bluegum by the
hand, and they proceeded with expressions of the greatest courage
and determination.
As a reward for this renewed activity, they got some useful
information from a Rooster who was standing at his front gate
looking up and down the road, and wishing to heaven that somebody
would come along for him to talk to. They got, in fact, a good
deal more information than they asked for, for the Rooster was one
of those fine upstanding, bumptious skites who love to talk all
day, in the heartiest manner, to total strangers while their wives
do the washing.
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