The Mahatma and the Hare: A Dream StoryHaggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
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The Mahatma and the Hare: A Dream Story
Haggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
Adventure stories; Fantasy fiction
Just then up jumped my father near to Giles, and came leaping in front
of the Red-faced Man about twenty yards away from him.
“Mark hare!” shouted Giles, and Grampus, who was still glowering at Tom
and had not quite finished pushing the cartridges into his gun, shut it
up in a hurry and fired first one barrel and then the other. But my
father, who was very cunning, jumped into the air at the first shot and
ducked at the second, so that he was missed; at least I suppose that is
why he was missed.
Giles grinned and the Red-faced Man said, “Damn!” What does ‘damn’
mean, Mahatma? It was a very favourite word with the Red-faced Man, but
even now I can’t quite understand it.”
“Nor can I,” I answered. “Go on.”
“Well, my poor father next ran in front of Tom, who shot too and hit
him in the hind legs so that he rolled over and over in the turnips,
kicking and screaming. Have you ever heard a hare scream, Mahatma?”
“Yes, yes, it makes a horrid noise like a baby.”
“Wiped your eye that time, Dad,” cried Tom in an exultant voice.
“I don’t know about wiping my eye,” answered his father, turning quite
purple with rage, “but I wish you would be good enough, Thomas, not to
shoot my hares behind, so that they make that beastly row which upsets
me” (I think that the Red-faced Man was really kind at the bottom) “and
spoils them for the market. If you can’t hit a hare in front, miss it
like a gentleman.”
“As you do, Dad,” said Tom, sniggering again. “All right, I’ll try.”
“Giles,” roared Grampus, pretending not to hear, “send your dog and
fetch that hare. I can’t bear its screeching.”
So that great black dog rushed forward and caught my poor father in its
big mouth, although he tried to drag himself away on his front paws,
and after that I shut my eyes.
Then a lot of partridges got up and there was any amount of banging,
though most of them were missed. This made the Red-faced Man angrier
than ever. He took off his hat and waved it, bellowing—
“Call back that brute of a dog of yours, Giles. Call it back at once or
I’ll shoot it.”
So Giles called, “Nigger. Come you ’ere, Nigger! Nigg, Nigg, Nigg!”
But Nigger rushed about putting up partridges all over the place while
Grampus stamped and shouted and every one missed everything, till at
last Tom sat down on the turnips and roared with laughter.
At length, after Giles had beaten Nigger till he broke a stick over
him, making him howl terribly, order was restored, and the line having
reformed, began to march down on me. For, Mahatma, I was so frightened
by what had happened to my father, and I think my mother, that I didn’t
remember what he, I mean my dead father, had told me, always to run
away when there is a chance, as poor hares can only protect themselves
by flight.
So as I had lost the chance I thought that I would just sit tight,
hoping that they would not see me. Nor indeed would they if it hadn’t
been for that horrible Tom.
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