The Mahatma and the Hare: A Dream StoryHaggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
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The Mahatma and the Hare: A Dream Story
Haggard, H. Rider (Henry Rider)
Adventure stories; Fantasy fiction
During the confusion the mother partridge which the Red-faced Man had
shot had been forgotten by everybody except Tom. Tom, you see, was
certain that he had shot it himself, being a very obstinate boy, and
was determined to retrieve it as his own.
Now that partridge had fallen within a yard of me, with its beak and
claws pointing to the sky, and when the line had passed where we lay
Tom lagged behind to look for it. He did not find it then, whether he
ever found it afterwards I am sure I don’t know. But he found me.
“By Jove! here’s a hare,” he said, and made a grab at me just as he had
done in the furze bush.
Well, I went. Tom shot when I wasn’t more than four yards from him, and
the whole charge passed like a bullet between my hind legs and struck
the ground under my stomach, sending up such a shower of earth and
stones that I was knocked right over.
“I’ve hit it!” yelled Tom, as he crammed another cartridge into his
single-barrelled gun.
By the time that it was loaded I was quite thirty yards away and going
like the wind. Tom lifted the gun.
“Don’t shoot!” roared the Red-faced Man.
“Mind that there boy!” bellowed Giles.
I was running down between two rows of turnips and presently butted
into a lad who was bending over, I suppose to pick up a partridge. At
any rate his tail—“do you call it his tail, Mahatma?”
“That will do,” I answered.
“Well, his tail was towards me; it looked very round and shiny. The
shot from Tom’s gun hit it everywhere. I wish they had all gone into
it, but as he was so far away the charge scattered and six of the
bullets struck me. Oh! they did hurt. Put your hand on my back,
Mahatma, and you will feel the six lumps they made beneath the grey
tufts of hair that grew over them, for they are still there.”
Forgetting that we were on the Road, I stretched out my hand; but, of
course, it went quite through the hare, although I could see the six
little grey tufts clearly enough.
“You are foolish, Hare; you don’t remember that your body is not here
but somewhere else.”
“Quite true, Mahatma. If it were here I could not be talking to you,
could I? As a matter of fact, I have no body now. It is—oh, never mind
where. Still, you can see the grey tufts, can’t you? Well, I only hope
that those shot hurt that fat boy half as much as they did me. No, I
don’t mean that I hope it now, I used to hope it.”
My goodness! didn’t he screech, much worse than my father when his legs
were broken. And didn’t everybody else roar and shout, and didn’t I
dance? Off I went right over the fat boy, who had tumbled down, up to
the end of the field, then so bewildered was I with shock and the
burning pain, back again quite close to them.
But now nobody shot at me because they all thought the boy was killed
and were gathered round him looking very solemn. Only I saw that the
Red-faced Man had Tom by the neck and was kicking him hard.
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