The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow CountryMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
"I worked with the Bar-20 till Buck went up to run th' Tin Cup.
Cow-thieves kept him so busy that our new foreman went up to help him.
He stayed there. Red got lonesome for Hoppy, and shore follered. Skinny
was lost without th' pair of 'em, so he up an' follered Red. Lanky,
missin' Skinny, got plumb restless an' takes th' trail a month later.
Then a railroad crosses our ranch an' begins layin' out two towns, so
Pete gets on his hind laigs, licks a section boss, an' chases after
Lanky. I'm gettin' lonesomer and lonesomer all th' time, but I manages
to stick on th' job by pullin' leather, because I was drawin' down a
foreman's pay. That ranch had five foremen in three months; an' they
was all good ones, 'cept, mebby, me. But when I saw barbed wire on th'
sidin', fence posts along th' right of way, sheep on th' hills, an'
plows plumb ruinin' good grass land, I hunts up that same section boss,
licks him again in mem'ry of Pete, packed my war bag, an' loped north
after Pete. Th' old ranch has gone plumb to h--l!"
Logan, a scowl on his face, rubbed the butt of his Colt and swore
softly. "It'll be that way all over th' range, some day. Go on."
"Well, up on th' Tin Cup, Buck got married. Hoppy had been before he
left Texas. Tex Ewalt's gettin' th' disease now. He quit drinkin',
card playin', an' most everything worth doin'. He ain't fit company
for a sheep no more. Not knowing he was framin' up th' play, I loafed
along an' didn't propose quick enough. That's once more he saved my
life. Th' air's plumb full of matrimony on th' Tin Cup. There was two
black-eyed sisters in Twin River--Lanky takes one an' Skinny th' other.
They tossed for choice. Pete, who was matrimony galled, raised such a
ruction at th' doin's that there just wasn't no livin' with him. His
disposition was full of sand cracks, an' he'd ruther fight than eat. We
pulled off a couple of hummers, me an' him.
"Every time I'd try to get some of my friends to go to town for a
regular, old time, quiet evenin' I found I didn't have no friends left;
an' th' wimmin all joined hands an' made me feel like a brand-blotter.
I was awful popular, _I_ was! Ever try to argue with a bunch of wimmin?
It's like a dicky bird chirpin' in a cyclone; he can't even hear
hisself!
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