The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow CountryMulford, Clarence Edward
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The Man from Bar 20: A Story of the Cow Country
Mulford, Clarence Edward
Cassidy, Hopalong (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Western stories
"We had a cook once, on th' Bar-20, that would run an' grab a gun if
he saw a coyote ten miles away. That's th' way they acted about me,
all but Mary, who is Mrs. Hopalong. She had th' idea she could make me
all over again; an' I wouldn't a-cared if she hadn't kept tryin' all
th' time. At first all my ex-friends would sneak around an' sort of
apologize to me for th' way their wives acted; an' then, d--d if they
didn't get to sidin' in with th' wives! Whenever I wandered into sight
th' wimmin would cluck to their worse halves, an' scold me like I was
a chicken hawk. An' I had lots of advice, too. It was just like my
shadow, only it worked nights, too. Nobody called me 'Kid' or 'Johnny'
no more. Them days was past. I was _that_ Johnny Nelson: know what I
mean?
"Red did sneak off to town with me twice--an' drank ginger-ale, an'
acted about as free an' happy as a calf with a red-hot old brandin'
iron over his flank. He wouldn't play faro because he only had two
dollars, an' reckoned he might need it for somethin' before pay-day
come around again. That was on pay-day, too! An' that was Red, _Red
Connors_! Great polecats! Why, there was a time when Red--oh, what's
th' use!
"Hopalong--you call him that now when his wife's around!--he was
something on some board, or something; an' he said he had to set a good
example. Wouldn't even play penny ante! Think of it! There was a time
when a camel, with all his stummicks, an' a Gatlin' gun on his back,
couldn't a follered th' example _he_ set. I was just as happy as a
bobcat in a trap--an' about as peaceful. There wasn't nothin' I could
do, if I stayed up there, but get married; an' that was like hangin'
myself to keep from gettin' shot. Then, one day, Mrs. Hopalong caught
me learnin' William, Junior, how to chew tobacco. As if a five-year-old
kid hadn't ought to get some manly habits! An', say! You ought to see
that kid! If he won't bust his daddy's records for h--l-raisin' I miss
my guess; unless they plumb spoils him in th' bringin' up. Well, she
caught me learnin' him; but like th' boundin' jack rabbit I'm hard to
catch. An' here I am."
Logan's grin threatened his ears. "I'm glad of it," he laughed.
"There's something in yore face I like--mebby it's th' tobacco. Thanks;
I will; I'm all out of it right now. How did you come to pick us out to
land on? Pop recommend us to you?"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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