Humorous stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Hadleyburg village woke up world-celebrated--astonished--happy--vain.
Vain beyond imagination. Its nineteen principal citizens and their
wives went about shaking hands with each other, and beaming, and
smiling, and congratulating, and saying _this_ thing adds a new word to
the dictionary--_Hadleyburg_, synonym for _incorruptible_--destined to
live in dictionaries for ever! And the minor and unimportant citizens
and their wives went around acting in much the same way. Everybody
ran to the bank to see the gold-sack; and before noon grieved and
envious crowds began to flock in from Brixton and all neighbouring
towns; and that afternoon and next day reporters began to arrive from
everywhere to verify the sack and its history and write the whole
thing up anew, and make dashing free-hand pictures of the sack, and
of Richards’s house, and the bank, and the Presbyterian church, and
the Baptist church, and the public square, and the town-hall where the
test would be applied and the money delivered; and damnable portraits
of the Richardses, and Pinkerton the banker, and Cox, and the foreman,
and Reverend Burgess, and the postmaster--and even of Jack Halliday,
who was the loafing, good-natured, no-account, irreverent fisherman,
hunter, boys’ friend, stray-dogs’ friend, typical “Sam Lawson” of the
town. The little mean, smirking, oily Pinkerton showed the sack to all
comers, and rubbed his sleek palms together pleasantly, and enlarged
upon the town’s fine old reputation for honesty and upon this wonderful
endorsement of it, and hoped and believed that the example would now
spread far and wide over the American world, and be epoch-making in the
matter of moral regeneration. And so on, and so on.
By the end of a week things had quieted down again; the wild
intoxication of pride and joy had sobered to a soft, sweet, silent
delight--a sort of deep, nameless, unutterable content. All faces bore
a look of peaceful, holy happiness.
Then a change came. It was a gradual change; so gradual that its
beginnings were hardly noticed; maybe were not noticed at all, except
by Jack Halliday, who always noticed everything; and always made fun of
it, too, no matter what it was. He began to throw out chaffing remarks
about people not looking quite so happy as they did a day or two ago;
and next he claimed that the new aspect was deepening to positive
sadness; next, that it was taking on a sick look; and finally he said
that everybody was become so moody, thoughtful, and absent-minded that
he could rob the meanest man in town of a cent out of the bottom of his
breeches pocket and not disturb his reverie.
At this stage--or at about this stage--a saying like this was dropped
at bedtime--with a sigh, usually--by the head of each of the nineteen
principal households:
“Ah, what _could_ have been the remark that Goodson made?”
And straightway--with a shudder--came this, from the man’s wife:
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