Humorous stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Oh, _don’t_! What horrible thing are you mulling in your mind? Put it
away from you, for God’s sake!”
But that question was wrung from those men again the next night--and
got the same retort. But weaker.
And the third night the men uttered the question yet again--with
anguish, and absently. This time--and the following night--the wives
fidgeted feebly, and tried to say something. But didn’t.
And the night after that they found their tongues and
responded--longingly:
“Oh, if we _could_ only guess!”
Halliday’s comments grew daily more and more sparklingly disagreeable
and disparaging. He went diligently about, laughing at the town,
individually and in mass. But his laugh was the only one left in the
village: it fell upon a hollow and mournful vacancy and emptiness. Not
even a smile was findable anywhere. Halliday carried a cigar-box around
on a tripod, playing that it was a camera, and halted all passers and
aimed the thing and said “Ready!--now look pleasant, please,” but
not even this capital joke could surprise the dreary faces into any
softening.
So three weeks passed--one week was left. It was Saturday evening
after supper. Instead of the aforetime Saturday-evening flutter and
bustle and shopping and larking, the streets were empty and desolate.
Richards and his old wife sat apart in their little parlour--miserable
and thinking. This was become their evening habit now: the life-long
habit which had preceded it, of reading, knitting, and contented
chat, or receiving or paying neighbourly calls, was dead and gone and
forgotten, ages ago--two or three weeks ago; nobody talked now, nobody
read, nobody visited--the whole village sat at home, sighing, worrying,
silent. Trying to guess out that remark.
The postman left a letter. Richards glanced listlessly at the
superscription and the post-mark--unfamiliar, both--and tossed
the letter on the table and resumed his might-have-beens and his
hopeless dull miseries where he had left them off. Two or three hours
later his wife got wearily up and was going away to bed without a
good-night--custom now--but she stopped near the letter and eyed it
awhile with a dead interest, then broke it open, and began to skim it
over. Richards, sitting there with his chair tilted back against the
wall and his chin between his knees, heard something fall. It was his
wife. He sprang to her side, but she cried out:
“Leave me alone, I am too happy. Read the letter--read it!”
He did. He devoured it, his brain reeling. The letter was from a
distant State, and it said:
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