Humorous stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
He was feeling reasonably comfortable now, but there was still one
other detail that kept pushing itself on his notice: of course he had
done that service--that was settled; but what _was_ that service?
He must recall it--he would not go to sleep till he had recalled
it; it would make his peace of mind perfect. And so he thought and
thought. He thought of a dozen things--possible services, even
probable services--but none of them seemed adequate, none of them
seemed large enough, none of them seemed worth the money--worth the
fortune Goodson had wished he could leave in his will. And besides, he
couldn’t remember having done them, anyway. Now, then--now, then--what
_kind_ of a service would it be that would make a man so inordinately
grateful? Ah--the saving of his soul! That must be it. Yes, he could
remember, now, how he once set himself the task of converting Goodson,
and laboured at it as much as--he was going to say three months; but
upon closer examination it shrunk to a month, then to a week, then to
a day, then to nothing. Yes, he remembered now, and with unwelcome
vividness, that Goodson had told him to go to thunder and mind his own
business--_he_ wasn’t hankering to follow Hadleyburg to heaven!
So that solution was a failure--he hadn’t saved Goodson’s soul.
Richards was discouraged. Then after a little came another idea: had
he saved Goodson’s property? No, that wouldn’t do--he hadn’t any. His
life? That is it! Of course. Why, he might have thought of it before.
This time he was on the right track, sure. His imagination-mill was
hard at work in a minute, now.
Thereafter, during a stretch of two exhausting hours, he was busy
saving Goodson’s life. He saved it in all kinds of difficult and
perilous ways. In every case he got it saved satisfactorily up to a
certain point; then, just as he was beginning to get well persuaded
that it had really happened, a troublesome detail would turn up which
made the whole thing impossible. As in the matter of drowning, for
instance. In that case he had swum out and tugged Goodson ashore in an
unconscious state with a great crowd looking on and applauding, but
when he had got it all thought out and was just beginning to remember
all about it, a whole swarm of disqualifying details arrived on the
ground: the town would have known of the circumstance, Mary would have
known of it, it would glare like a limelight in his own memory instead
of being an inconspicuous service which he had possibly rendered
“without knowing its full value.” And at this point he remembered that
he couldn’t swim anyway.
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