Humorous stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
Ah--_there_ was a point which he had been overlooking from the start:
it had to be a service which he had rendered “possibly without knowing
the full value of it.” Why, really, that ought to be an easy hunt--much
easier than those others. And sure enough, by-and-by he found it.
Goodson, years and years ago, came near marrying a very sweet and
pretty girl, named Nancy Hewitt, but in some way or other the match
had been broken off; the girl died, Goodson remained a bachelor,
and by-and-by became a soured one and a frank despiser of the human
species. Soon after the girl’s death the village found out, or thought
it had found out, that she carried a spoonful of negro blood in her
veins. Richards worked at these details a good while, and in the end
he thought he remembered things concerning them which must have gotten
mislaid in his memory through long neglect. He seemed to dimly remember
that it was _he_ that found out about the negro blood; that it was he
that told the village; that the village told Goodson where they got it;
that he thus saved Goodson from marrying the tainted girl; that he had
done him this great service “without knowing the full value of it,” in
fact without knowing that he _was_ doing it; but that Goodson knew the
value of it, and what a narrow escape he had had, and so went to his
grave grateful to his benefactor and wishing he had a fortune to leave
him. It was all clear and simple, now, and the more he went over it
the more luminous and certain it grew; and at last, when he nestled to
sleep, satisfied and happy, he remembered the whole thing just as if it
had been yesterday. In fact, he dimly remembered Goodson’s _telling_
him his gratitude once. Meantime Mary had spent six thousand dollars on
a new house for herself and a pair of slippers for her pastor, and then
had fallen peacefully to rest.
That same Saturday evening the postman had delivered a letter to each
of the other principal citizens--nineteen letters in all. No two of
the envelopes were alike, and no two of the superscriptions were in
the same hand, but the letters inside were just like each other in
every detail but one. They were exact copies of the letter received by
Richards--handwriting and all--and were all signed by Stephenson, but
in place of Richards’s name each receiver’s own name appeared.
All night long eighteen principal citizens did what their caste-brother
Richards was doing at the same time--they put in their energies trying
to remember what notable service it was that they had unconsciously
done Barclay Goodson. In no case was it a holiday job; still they
succeeded.
And while they were at this work, which was difficult, their wives put
in the night spending the money, which was easy. During that one night
the nineteen wives spent an average of seven thousand dollars each out
of the forty thousand in the sack--a hundred and thirty-three thousand
altogether.
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