Humorous stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“I ask the indulgence of the house while I explain this most painful
matter. I am sorry to say what I am about to say, since it must inflict
irreparable injury upon Mr. Billson, whom I have always esteemed and
respected until now, and in whose invulnerability to temptation I
entirely believed--as did you all. But for the preservation of my own
honour I must speak--and with frankness. I confess with shame--and I
now beseech your pardon for it--that I said to the ruined stranger all
of the words contained in the test-remark, including the disparaging
fifteen. [Sensation.] When the late publication was made I recalled
them, and I resolved to claim the sack of coin, for by every right
I was entitled to it. Now I will ask you to consider this point,
and weigh it well; that stranger’s gratitude to me that night knew
no bounds; he said himself that he could find no words for it that
were adequate, and that if he should ever be able he would repay me
a thousandfold. Now, then, I ask you this; could I expect--could I
believe--could I even remotely imagine--that, feeling as he did, he
would do so ungrateful a thing as to add those quite unnecessary
fifteen words to his test?--set a trap for me?--expose me as a
slanderer of my own town before my own people assembled in a public
hall? It was preposterous; it was impossible. His test would contain
only the kindly opening clause of my remark. Of that I had no shadow of
doubt. You would have thought as I did. You would not have expected a
base betrayal from one whom you had befriended and against whom you had
committed no offence. And so with perfect confidence, perfect trust,
I wrote on a piece of paper the opening words--ending with “Go, and
reform,”--and signed it. When I was about to put it in an envelope I
was called into my back office, and without thinking I left the paper
lying open on my desk.” He stopped, turned his head slowly toward
Billson, waited a moment, then added: “I ask you to note this; when I
returned, a little latter, Mr. Billson was retiring by my street door.”
[Sensation.]
In a moment Billson was on his feet and shouting:
“It’s a lie! It’s an infamous lie!”
The Chair. “Be seated, sir! Mr. Wilson has the floor.”
Billson’s friends pulled him into his seat and quieted him, and Wilson
went on:
“Those are the simple facts. My note was now lying in a different place
on the table from where I had left it. I noticed that, but attached
no importance to it, thinking a draught had blown it there. That
Mr. Billson would read a private paper was a thing which could not
occur to me; he was an honourable man, and he would be above that. If
you will allow me to say it, I think his extra word ‘_very_’ stands
explained: it is attributable to a defect of memory. I was the only man
in the world who could furnish here any detail of the test-mark--by
_honourable_ means. I have finished.”
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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