Humorous stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“I desire to say a word, and ask a favour. I am a speculator in
rarities, and I have dealings with persons interested in numismatics
all over the world. I can make a profit on this purchase, just as it
stands; but there is a way, if I can get your approval, whereby I can
make every one of these leaden twenty-dollar pieces worth its face
in gold, and perhaps more. Grant me that approval, and I will give
part of my gains to your Mr. Richards, whose invulnerable probity you
have so justly and so cordially recognised to-night; his share shall
be ten thousand dollars, and I will hand him the money to-morrow.
[Great applause from the house. But the “invulnerable probity” made
the Richardses blush prettily; however, it went for modesty, and did
no harm.] If you will pass my proposition by a good majority--I would
like a two-thirds vote--I will regard that as the town’s consent, and
that is all I ask. Rarities are always helped by any device which will
rouse curiosity and compel remark. Now if I may have your permission to
stamp upon the faces of each of these ostensible coins the names of the
eighteen gentlemen who--”
Nine-tenths of the audience were on their feet in a moment--dog and
all--and the proposition was carried with a whirlwind of approving
applause and laughter.
They sat down, and all the Symbols except “Dr.” Clay Harkness got up,
violently protesting against the proposed outrage, and threatening to--
“I beg you not to threaten me,” said the stranger calmly. “I know my
legal rights, and am not accustomed to being frightened at bluster.”
[Applause.] He sat down. “Dr.” Harkness saw an opportunity here. He
was one of the two very rich men of the place, and Pinkerton was the
other. Harkness was proprietor of a mint; that is to say, a popular
patent medicine. He was running for the Legislature on one ticket, and
Pinkerton on the other. It was a close race and a hot one, and getting
hotter every day. Both had strong appetites for money; each had bought
a great tract of land, with a purpose; there was going to be a new
railway, and each wanted to be in the Legislature and help locate the
route to his own advantage; a single vote might make the decision, and
with it two or three fortunes. The stake was large, and Harkness was a
daring speculator. He was sitting close to the stranger. He leaned over
while one or another of the other Symbols was entertaining the house
with protests and appeals, and asked, in a whisper,
“What is your price for the sack?”
“Forty thousand dollars.”
“I’ll give you twenty.”
“No.”
“Twenty-five.”
“No.”
“Say thirty.”
“The price is forty thousand dollars; not a penny less.”
“All right, I’ll give it. I will come to the hotel at ten in the
morning. I don’t want it known; will see you privately.”
“Very good.” Then the stranger got up and said to the house:
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