Humorous stories, American; United States -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“Then he is the ostensible Stephenson too, and sold every important
citizen in this town with his bogus secret. Now if he has sent cheques
instead of money, we are sold too, after we thought we had escaped. I
was beginning to feel fairly comfortable once more, after my night’s
rest, but the look of that envelope makes me sick. It isn’t fat enough;
$8,500 in even the largest bank-notes makes more bulk than that.”
“Edward, why do you object to cheques?”
“Cheques signed by Stephenson! I am resigned to take the $8,500 if it
could come in bank-notes--for it does seem that it was so ordered,
Mary--but I have never had much courage, and I have not the pluck to
try to market a cheque signed with that disastrous name. It would be a
trap. That man tried to catch me; we escaped somehow or other; and now
he is trying a new way. If it is cheques--”
“Oh, Edward, it is _too_ bad!” And she held up the cheques and began to
cry.
“Put them in the fire! quick! we mustn’t be tempted. It is a trick
to make the world laugh at _us_, along with the rest, and--Give them
to _me_, since you can’t do it!” He snatched them and tried to hold
his grip till he could get to the stove; but he was human, he was a
cashier, and he stopped a moment to make sure of the signature. Then he
came near to fainting.
“Fan me, Mary, fan me! They are the same as gold!”
“Oh, how lovely, Edward! Why?”
“Signed by Harkness. What can the mystery of that be, Mary?”
“Edward, do you think--”
“Look here--look at this! Fifteen--fifteen--fifteen--thirty-four.
Thirty-eight thousand five hundred! Mary, the sack isn’t worth twelve
dollars, and Harkness--apparently--has paid about par for it.”
“And does it all come to us, do you think--instead of the ten thousand?”
“Why, it looks like it. And the cheques are made to ‘Bearer,’ too.”
“Is that good, Edward? What is it for?”
“A hint to collect them at some distant bank, I reckon. Perhaps
Harkness doesn’t want the matter known. What is that--a note?”
“Yes. It was with the cheques.”
It was in the “Stephenson” handwriting, but there was no signature. It
said:
“I am a disappointed man. Your honesty is beyond the reach of
temptation. I had a different idea about it, but I wronged you in
that, and I beg pardon, and do it sincerely. I honour you--and that
is sincere too. This town is not worthy to kiss the hem of your
garment. Dear sir, I made a square bet with myself that there were
nineteen debauchable men in your self-righteous community. I have
lost. Take the whole pot, you are entitled to it.”
Richards drew a deep sigh, and said:
“It seems written with fire--it burns so. Mary--I am miserable again.”
“I, too. Ah, dear, I wish--”
“To think, Mary--he _believes_ in me.”
“Oh, don’t, Edward--I can’t bear it.”
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