“The prescription,” he said, “is to have a holiday in Manchester, in
a holiday house.” He let that soak for a minute, and then, “Our own
house,” he added. “There are six of us. We join together and we take
a house. A small house, and I daresay some of you won’t like the
neighbours, but as the neighbours won’t like us, that’s as broad as it’s
long. Swagger neighbours wouldn’t stand us anyhow, and the smaller the
house the smaller the rent. Something like four-and-six a week is my
idea. That’s nine-pence a week for each of us, and we’ve a house of our
own for that to do what we like in.”
“By Jove!” said someone admiringly.
“What shall we call it?” said another, a trifle doubtfully.
“Call it?” said Lance. “That’s obvious. The Hell-fire Club.”
And, of course, if any doubt remained, that settled it. Who would regret
the seaside if he could be a member of the Hell-fire Club? Lance was
commissioned to negotiate with his father, the estate agent, but it was
Sam who really chose their house. It was a house which in Sam’s opinion
excellently suited the requirements of a young married couple of the
window-cleaning class. Mr. Travers told Lance that he would stop the
value of any damage out of his pocket-money, and on those conditions let
them the house. But he need not have made that cautionary threat; Sam
saw that there was no damage.
The Hell fire Club assembled for its initiatory debauch on the first day
of the holidays, and by eleven a.m. three inexpert cigarette-smokers had
had occasion to use the slopstone as a vomitorium. It left them feeling
chilly, and Dubby suggested that a house-warming without a fire was a
solecism, even on a hot day, so a lavish plutocrat brought in two sacks
of coal and a supply of chips. Firelighting is a sport out of which a
certain excitement can be derived, but only for a short time, and the
same evanescent quality attaches to the pleasure of sitting on bare
boards.
“I’m too stiff to be happy,” said Lance. “I vote we furnish this club.”
Carried, _nem. com_. “I’m afraid, though,” said Sam, “that I shall not
be able to contribute much.”
“Wait till you’re asked, my son,” said Dubby. “By the time we five have
finished looting our homes, this place will be a little palace.”
Loot is a brave word, suggestive of the treasures of the purple
East, but it was, in most instances, a case of permitted loot, the
offscourings of lumber rooms. Sandy Reed, however, was the sort of boy
who is happiest with a hammer in his hand, and Dubby had an eye for
chintz. To repair the veteran furniture which they brought struck Sandy
as work for a man. Behind him was his infantile past of fret-work
and model yachts; before him the foremanship of the Hell-fire Club
repair-shop. He worked and was the cause of work in others. And it was
willing work, partly because it was for an idea, partly because that
first day had threatened boredom and here was something definite to do,
mostly because it was making a noise.
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