The ill-assorted chairs, tables and sofas which they collected under
their roof had this in common at the end, that they were strong; and
having by their own efforts made them strong, the boys did not by
their rioting make them weak again. They respected their handiwork, and
Dubby’s chintz procured a sort of uniformity.
A club, of course, must eat and drink, and kitchen utensils, mostly odd
but all practicable, were gathered together that they might precede the
pleasures of eating with the pleasures of cooking. It was camp-life in
town, except that they went home to sleep, and so long as the activities
of “settling in” endured, they relished it abundantly.
About a fortnight was what Sam had mentally set as the life of the
Hell-fire Club, and he had no intentions of paying the rent by himself
for more than a week or so. They had decided that Sunday was not a
club-day--there were difficulties at home--and Sam took George Chappie
for a walk. “I like this street,” he said as they turned the corner.
“Madge always fancied this district.”
“Did she?” said George gloomily.
“We’ll go in here,” and Sam produced the key and introduced George to
the Club premises. “What do you think of it?”
The chintz took George’s eye at once. “By gum!” he said.
“Sit down,” said Sam. “This is where you’re going to live when you’re
married to Madge. It isn’t your furniture yet, but it’s going to be. I’m
going to give it you for a wedding present. There isn’t a bed in, as you
see, but there will be, and I ask you, George, is it or is it not better
than Mrs. Whitehead’s?”
“Aye,” said George, “but you’re going ahead a bit too fast for me.”
“Not at all,” said Sam. “Yours is the pace that kills. The slow pace,
not the quick. Now, this place isn’t at your disposal yet, but if you’ll
put up the banns next Sunday and get married as soon as you can after
the three Sundays, you can walk in here and hang your hat up on that
hook. It’s a brass hook, George. We don’t approve of nails in this
house. I might mention that it will be all right about the banns. Mother
has dinner to cook on Sundays and doesn’t go to morning service, and
to-day is father’s Sunday off from the station and lie’s on duty for the
next three Sundays. So,” he concluded, “there you are.”
“You’re promising a lot. Is this house yours?”
“The rent is four-and-six,” said Sam, “which isn’t more than you can
afford to pay. And you bind yourself to nothing by putting up the banns.
If I fail to deliver you this house and all that’s in it, you needn’t
get married. But I’ve a word of advice for you, George. Let Madge hear
of it first from the parson’s lips in church. She won’t scream and she
won’t faint. We don’t, in our family, and it saves you the trouble of
asking her. Is it a bet?”
George hesitated. “Come upstairs and see the other room,” said Sam.
George saw, and marvelled. “I’ll come round with you now to church,”
said Sam. “We’ve just nice time to catch the clerk after service.”
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