Sam began by congratulating himself on the good fortune that had been
his in having been the school-fellow of the distinguished Mr. Adams.
Adams gazed hard at Sam through his austere pince-nez and was observed
perceptibly to start. “Gad,” he was thinking, “it’s that lout, the
porter’s son.” But he liked Sam’s flattery very well. Sam, it appeared,
had been so deeply impressed by Mr. Adams’ admirable, indeed eloquent
and moving address, and by the chairman’s very just eulogy of it,
that he thought it would be a tremendous pity if so arresting, so
well-written a paper failed to reach a wider audience than that before
which it had been read. They had been waiting for this paper; its appeal
was wide; the urgency of its need, instinct in every word of it, was
emphasized by the chairman’s remarks. He had, therefore, a practical
proposal to make. The paper ought to be printed, and if Mr. Adams could
spare him a few moments after the meeting, Sam hoped that he would let
him arrange the matter.
He sat down amongst great applause. Under its cover Stewart whispered:
“You inimitable ass!” Sam looked at him in pained surprise. “I want to
see that paper in print,” he declared indignantly.
The debate meandered in the usual futile way. Few had anything to
say, but many liked the sound of their own voices and indulged their
preference at length, till both speakers and talkers had taken their
innings and Sam was able to go up to the platform. Peter had not changed
his mind and was complimenting Adams in his simple, charming way.
It ought, no doubt, to have made Adams thoroughly ashamed of himself,
but it did not. It hardened his cynicism so that, when Sam came up, all
he was thinking was: “I’ve gulled the parson. Now to bounce the porter’s
son.”
“How are you, Branstone?” he asked. “Glad to meet you again.”
“And I you,” said Sam. They shook hands. “Have you had time to think of
what I proposed?”
“As a matter of fact,” said Adams, which is the usual way of beginning a
lie, “I’d thought of sending my little paper to one of the Reviews--the
_Fortnightly_ or the _Contemporary_.”
“Excellent,” said Peter.
Sam could have kicked him. “I venture to differ,” he said. “The chief
object should be to reach as wide a public as possible. My own idea was
to do it by itself in the form of a----” he was going to say “pamphlet,”
but altered it to “brochure.” He thought it sounded more attractive. “In
the heavy reviews it would be read by comparatively few, and it would
not stand alone as in a brochure. It would take its place along with
other articles. And I have heard that contributors to the reviews are
not paid highly.”
Adams had not thought of payment at all, but he thought of it now, with
zest. He was rich, but the idea of despoiling the porter’s son, who had
had the assurance to go to school with him, struck him as the crowning
move in a jolly game. This was, transcendently, his night for winning.
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