The Master of Mrs. Chilvers: An Improbable Comedy — John Shaqi
The Master of Mrs. Chilvers: An Improbable ComedyJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Master of Mrs. Chilvers: An Improbable Comedy
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Drama
ST. HERBERT. Undoubtedly.
ANNYS. I’d rather not.
LADY MOGTON. It’s not a question of liking. It’s a question of duty.
For this occasion we shall be appealing to the male voter. Our candidate
must be a woman popular with men. The choice is somewhat limited.
ELIZABETH. No one will put up so good a fight as you.
ANNYS. Will you give me till this evening?
LADY MOGTON. What for?
ANNYS. I should like to consult Geoffrey.
LADY MOGTON. You think he would object?
ANNYS. (_A little doubtfully_.) No. But we have always talked
everything over together.
LADY MOGTON. Absurd! He’s one of our staunchest supporters. Of course
he’ll be delighted.
ELIZABETH. I think the thing ought to be settled at once.
LADY MOGTON. It must be. I have to return to Manchester to-night. We
shall have to get to work immediately.
ST. HERBERT. Geoffrey will surely take it as a compliment.
JANET. Don’t you feel that woman, all over the world, is calling to you?
ANNYS. It isn’t that. I’m not trying to shirk it. I merely thought
that if there had been time—of course, if you really think—
LADY MOGTON. You consent?
ANNYS. Yes. If it’s everybody’s wish.
LADY MOGTON. That’s settled.
PHOEBE. (_She springs up_, _waving a handkerchief_.) Chilvers for ever!
JANET. (_Rises_.) God bless you!
MRS. MOUNTCALM-VILLIERS. (_Clapping her hands_.) Now we shan’t be long!
LADY MOGTON. (_Hammers_.) Order, please!
(_The three subside_.)
This is serious business. The next step is, of course—
(_The door opens_; GEOFFREY _enters_. _He is a youngish-looking man of
three or four and thirty_. LADY MOGTON, _at the sound of the door_,
_turns_. ST. HERBERT _rises_. _There is a pause_.)
LADY MOGTON. We’ve been talking about you. We must apologise for
turning your drawing-room—
GEOFFREY. My dear mother-in-law, it is Providence. (_He kisses her_.)
There is no one I was more longing to see.
ANNYS. (_She has risen_.) Hake told me you would be dining at the
House.
GEOFFREY. (_He comes to her_, _kisses her_, _he is in a state of
suppressed excitement_.) I shall be. I came back to bring you some
news.
PHOEBE. We’ve got some news for you. Have you heard—
GEOFFREY. (_He stays her_.) May I claim man’s privilege for the first
word? It is news, I am sure, you will all be delighted to hear. A
friend of yours has been appointed to an office where—it is quite
possible—he may be of service to you.
PHOEBE. Governorship of Holloway Gaol?
GEOFFREY. Not a bad guess. Very near it. To the Under-Secretaryship
for Home Affairs.
LADY MOGTON. Who is it?
GEOFFREY. (_He bows_.) Your affectionate and devoted servant.
ANNYS. You!
PHOEBE. (_Genuinely delighted_. _She is not a quick thinker_.) Bravo!
Congratulations, old boy! (_She has risen_—_she slaps him on the back_.)
ANNYS. Geoffrey! (_She puts her arms about him_.) You never told me
anything.
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