The Master of Mrs. Chilvers: An Improbable Comedy — John Shaqi
The Master of Mrs. Chilvers: An Improbable ComedyJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Master of Mrs. Chilvers: An Improbable Comedy
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Drama
GEOFFREY. (_He is irritated at_ ANNYS’S _incursion into the
discussion_.) My dear Annys, that is Nature’s law, not man’s. All man
can do is to mitigate it.
PEEKIN. That is all we ask. The suffering, the shame, must always be
the woman’s. Surely that is sufficient.
GEOFFREY. What do you propose?
MISS BORLASSE. (_In her deep_, _fierce tones_.) That all children born
out of wedlock should be a charge upon the rates.
MISS RICKETTS. (_A slight_, _fair_, _middle-aged woman_, _with a nervous
hesitating manner_.) Of course, only if the mother wishes it.
GEOFFREY. (_The proposal staggers him_. _But the next moment it
inspires him with mingled anger and amusement_.) My dear, good people,
have you stopped for one moment to consider what the result of your
proposal would be?
PEEKIN. For one thing, Mr. Chilvers, the adding to the populace of
healthy children in place of the stunted and diseased abortions that is
all that these poor women, out of their scanty earnings, can afford to
present to the State.
GEOFFREY. Humph! That incidentally it would undermine the whole
institution of marriage, let loose the flood-gates that at present hold
immorality in check, doesn’t appear to trouble you. That the law must be
altered to press less heavily upon the woman—that the man must be made an
equal sharer in the penalty—all that goes without saying. The remedy you
propose would be a thousand times worse than the disease.
ANNYS. And meanwhile? Until you have devised this scheme (_there is a
note of contempt in her voice_) under which escape for the man will be
impossible?
GEOFFREY. The evil must continue. As other evils have to until the true
remedy is found.
PEEKIN. (_He has hurriedly consulted with the others_. _All have
risen—he turns to_ GEOFFREY.) You will not support our demand?
GEOFFREY. Support it! Do you mean that you cannot yourselves see that
you are holding out an indemnity to every profligate, male and female,
throughout the land—that you would be handicapping, in the struggle for
existence, every honest man and woman desirous of bringing up their
children in honour and in love? Your suggestion is monstrous!
PEEKIN. (_The little man is not without his dignity_.) We apologise,
Mr. Chilvers, for having taken up your time.
GEOFFREY. I am sorry the matter was one offering so little chance of
agreement.
PEEKIN. We will make only one slight further trespass on your kindness.
Mrs. Chilvers, if one may judge, would seem to be more in sympathy with
our views. Might we—it would be a saving of time and shoe leather (_he
smiles_)—might we take this opportunity of laying our case before her?
GEOFFREY. It would be useless.
(_A short silence_. ANNYS, _with_ ELIZABETH _and_ PHOEBE _a little
behind her_, _stands right_. LAMB, SIGSBY, _and_ ST. HERBERT _are
behind_ GEOFFREY _centre_. _The_ DEPUTATION _is left_.)
HOPPER. Do we gather that in this election you speak for both
candidates?
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