The Master of Mrs. Chilvers: An Improbable ComedyJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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The Master of Mrs. Chilvers: An Improbable Comedy
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
England -- Drama
(“_Good afternoons_” _are exchanged with some of the others_.
_Finally_:)
PEEKIN. Good afternoon, Mr. Chilvers.
GEOFFREY. (_Who has moved away_.) Good afternoon.
(_The_ DEPUTATION _joins_ SIGSBY _by the door_. _He leads them out_.)
ELIZABETH. (_To_ PHOEBE.) Are you going my way?
PHOEBE. (_She glances round at_ ANNYS.) Yes, I’ll come with you.
ST. HERBERT. I will put you into a bus, if you will let me. We don’t
sport many cabs in East Poplar. (_He is helping_ ELIZABETH _with her
cloak_.)
ELIZABETH. Thank you.
LAMB. I’ve got to go up West. (_To_ GEOFFREY.) Will you be at the
House this evening?
GEOFFREY. (_He is standing by the desk pretending to look at some
papers_.) I shall look in about ten o’clock.
LAMB. One or two things I want to say to you. Goodbye for the present.
GEOFFREY. Goodbye!
PHOEBE. Goodbye, old man. (_She stretches out her hand_.)
GEOFFREY. Goodbye. (_She shakes hands with a smile_, _exchanges a
casual_ “_goodbye_” _with_ ELIZABETH.)
(_They go towards the door_.)
(SIGSBY _re-enters_.)
SIGSBY. (_To_ LAMB.) Are you going?
LAMB. Yes. I’ll see you to-morrow morning. About ten o’clock.
SIGSBY. I shall be here. (_He exchanges a_ “_good afternoon_” _with the
others_.)
(_They go out_. SIGSBY _crosses and goes into the other room_.)
ANNYS. (_She has let fall the flowers on the table_. _She crosses to
where_ GEOFFREY _still stands by the desk_, _his back towards her_. _She
stretches out her hand_, _touches him_. _He does not move_.) Geoffrey!
(_But still he takes no notice_.)
I am so sorry. We must talk it over quietly—at home.
GEOFFREY. (_He turns_.) Home! I have no home. I have neither children
nor wife. I _keep_ a political opponent.
(ANNYS _starts back with a cry_. _He crosses in front of her and seats
himself at the table_. _The flowers are lying there_; _he throws them
into the waste-paper basket_.)
ANNYS. (_She puts on her cloak_, _moves towards the door_. _Half-way
she pauses_, _makes a movement towards him_. _But he will not see_.
_Then a hard look comes into her eyes_, _and without another word she
goes out_, _leaving the door open_.)
(SIGSBY _is heard moving in the other room_.)
GEOFFREY. (_He is writing_.) Sigsby.
SIGSBY. Hallo!
GEOFFREY. That poster I told young Gordon I wouldn’t sanction, “The
Woman spouting politics, the Man returning to a slattern’s home.”
(SIGSBY _enters_.)
SIGSBY. I have countermanded them.
GEOFFREY. Countermand them again. We shall want a thousand.
SIGSBY. (_Can hardly believe his ears_.)
GEOFFREY. (_With a gesture round the room_.) All of them. “A Man for
Men!” “Save the Children!” “Guard your Homes!” All the damned
collection. Order as many as you want.
SIGSBY. (_His excitement rising_.) I can go ahead. You mean it?
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