MENDEL
I'm not dressed to receive visitors--it may be a new pupil.
[_He goes toward staircase, automatically carrying off the
candlestick which KATHLEEN has not caught sight of. Exit on the
left._]
KATHLEEN [_Moving toward the street-door_]
The divil fly away wid me if ivir from this 'our I set foot again among
haythen furriners----
[_She throws open the door angrily and then the outer door. VERA
REVENDAL, a beautiful girl in furs and muff, with a touch of the
exotic in her appearance, steps into the little vestibule._]
VERA
Is Mr. Quixano at home?
KATHLEEN [_Sulkily_]
Which Mr. Quixano?
VERA [_Surprised_]
Are there two Mr. Quixanos?
KATHLEEN [_Tartly_]
Didn't I say there was?
VERA
Then I want the one who plays.
KATHLEEN
There isn't a one who plays.
VERA
Oh, surely!
KATHLEEN
Ye're wrong entirely. They both plays.
VERA [_Smiling_]
Oh, dear! And I suppose they both play the violin.
KATHLEEN
Ye're wrong again. One plays the piano--ounly the young ginthleman plays
the fiddle--Mr. David!
VERA [_Eagerly_]
Ah, Mr. David--that's the one I want to see.
KATHLEEN
He's out.
[_She abruptly shuts the door._]
VERA [_Stopping its closing_]
Don't shut the door!
KATHLEEN [_Snappily_]
More chanst of seeing him out there than in here!
VERA
But I want to leave a message.
KATHLEEN
Then why don't ye come inside? It's freezin' me to the bone.
[_She sneezes._]
Atchoo!
VERA
I'm sorry.
[_She comes in and closes the door_]
Will you please say Miss Revendal called from the Settlement, and we are
anxiously awaiting his answer to the letter asking him to play for us
on----
KATHLEEN
What way will I be tellin' him all that? I'm not here.
VERA
Eh?
KATHLEEN
I'm lavin'--just as soon as I've me thrunk packed.
VERA
Then I must _write_ the message--can I write at this desk?
KATHLEEN
If the ould woman don't come in and shpy you.
VERA
What old woman?
KATHLEEN
Ould Mr. Quixano's mother--she wears a black wig, she's that houly.
VERA [_Bewildered_]
What?... But why should she mind my writing?
KATHLEEN
Look at the clock.
[_VERA looks at the clock, more puzzled than ever._]
If ye're not quick, it'll be _Shabbos_.
VERA
Be what?
KATHLEEN [_Holds up hands of horror_]
Ye don't know what _Shabbos_ is! A Jewess not know her own Sunday!
VERA [_Outraged_]
I, a Jewess! How dare you?
KATHLEEN [_Flustered_]
Axin' your pardon, miss, but ye looked a bit furrin and I----
VERA [_Frozen_]
I am a Russian.
[_Slowly and dazedly_]
Do I understand that Mr. Quixano is a Jew?
KATHLEEN
Two Jews, miss. Both of 'em.
VERA
Oh, but it is impossible.
[_Dazedly to herself_]
He had such charming manners.
[_Aloud again_]
You seem to think everybody Jewish. Are you sure Mr. Quixano is not
Spanish?--the name sounds Spanish.
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