KATHLEEN
Shpanish!
[_She picks up the old Hebrew book on the armchair._]
Look at the ould lady's book. Is that Shpanish?
[_She points to the Mizrach._]
And that houly picture the ould lady says her pater-noster to! Is that
Shpanish? And that houly table-cloth with the houly silver candle----
[_Cry of sudden astonishment_]
Why, I've ounly put----
[_She looks toward mantel and utters a great cry of alarm as she
drops the Hebrew book on the floor._]
Why, where's the other candleshtick! Mother in hivin, they'll say I
shtole the candleshtick!
[_Perceiving that VERA is dazedly moving toward door_]
Beggin' your pardon, miss----
[_She is about to move a chair toward the desk._]
VERA
Thank you, I've changed my mind.
KATHLEEN
That's more than I'll do.
VERA [_Hand on door_]
Don't say I called at all.
KATHLEEN
Plaze yerself. What name did ye say?
[_MENDEL enters hastily from his bedroom, completely
transmogrified, minus the skull-cap, with a Prince Albert coat,
and boots instead of slippers, so that his appearance is
gentlemanly. KATHLEEN begins to search quietly and
unostentatiously in the table-drawers, the chiffonier, etc.,
etc., for the candlestick._
MENDEL
I am sorry if I have kept you waiting----
[_He rubs his hands importantly._]
You see I have so many pupils already. Won't you sit down?
[_He indicates a chair._]
VERA [_Flushing, embarrassed, releasing her hold of the door handle_]
Thank you--I--I--I didn't come about pianoforte lessons.
MENDEL [_Sighing in disappointment_]
_Ach!_
VERA
In fact I--er--it wasn't you I wanted at all--I was just going.
MENDEL [_Politely_]
Perhaps I can direct you to the house you are looking for.
VERA
Thank you, I won't trouble you.
[_She turns toward the door again._]
MENDEL
Allow me!
[_He opens the door for her._]
VERA [_Hesitating, struck by his manners, struggling with her
anti-Jewish prejudice_]
It--it--was your son I wanted.
MENDEL [_His face lighting up_]
You mean my nephew, David. Yes, _he_ gives violin lessons.
[_He closes the door._]
VERA
Oh, is he your nephew?
MENDEL
I am sorry he is out--he, too, has so many pupils, though at the moment
he is only at the Crippled Children's Home--playing to them.
VERA
How lovely of him!
[_Touched and deciding to conquer her prejudice_]
But that's just what _I_ came about--I mean we'd like him to play again
at our Settlement. Please ask him why he hasn't answered Miss Andrews's
letter.
MENDEL [_Astonished_]
He hasn't answered your letter?
VERA
Oh, I'm not Miss Andrews; I'm only her assistant.
MENDEL
I see--Kathleen, whatever are you doing under the table?
[_KATHLEEN, in her hunting around for the candlestick, is now
stooping and lifting up the table-cloth._]
KATHLEEN
Sure the fiend's after witching away the candleshtick.
MENDEL [_Embarrassed_]
The candlestick? Oh--I--I think you'll find it in my bedroom.
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