The Memoirs of a Failure: with an Account of the Man and His Manuscript — John Shaqi
The Memoirs of a Failure: with an Account of the Man and His ManuscriptKittredge, Daniel Wright
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The Memoirs of a Failure: with an Account of the Man and His Manuscript
Kittredge, Daniel Wright
Failure (Psychology) -- Fiction; Harvard University -- Fiction; University of Virginia -- Fiction
Sandy went out early in the evening to get the necessary ingredients
for the making of his sangaree, as I told him that I should like to
have a fresh quantity on hand. He returned about two hours since and
made me about a gallon of the mixture. After I drank a glass, I told
him that I felt better, and that he might go out to see the sights of
this great city. Sandy is always reluctant to leave me alone. I am
sorry now that I allowed him to go out, for I have a prescience that an
unusual coma is about to fall upon me. But why worry about the unknown?
Where death is, said a philosopher, we are not. And where we are, death
is not.
I arose and thought that I ought to lie down in an attempt to sleep,
when I thought that I heard a knock upon a door. Oddly enough, it was
not upon my outer chamber door, but upon the closet door within. Surely
I was mistaken.
I removed my dressing gown and stretched myself upon the bed. To
convince myself, I arose and went to the inner closet door, but as I
took hold of the handle, I stopped.
“What a superstitious wretch you are,” I uttered unconsciously aloud
to myself, “get to bed. For how could a human being be knocking at an
inner closet door?”
With this I was consoled, yet I shuddered, and drank another glass of
sangaree.
My God, the noise was repeated again!
I was in this awful predicament when a clearer knock at my outer
door brought me to my senses. Although relieved at hearing a human
sound, I was much embarrassed at my condition, as I had on an oriental
costume which I wear for comfort when shut within my chambers. While I
hesitated, another sharp knock came at the outer door, and in another
second, I heard a scratch in the key-hole. Unfortunately I had not shot
the bolt on the inside, so rather than have the intruder open the door
for himself, I sprang forward and swung open the door. There stood a
man. He was flurried and out of breath, but apparently a gentleman of
culture. He carried a valise.
I was angry and beside myself with nervousness, and determined to be
abrupt with him.
“Be good enough to pardon me for disturbing you,” he said, “for I know
how angry I would be if a similar interruption should occur to me. I
shall only bother you for a moment. I was the last occupant of these
rooms, and the proprietor of this hotel allowed me to reserve the large
closet until such a time as I might be able to carry away its contents.”
“Yes, so he told me,” I answered, sharply, “but you come at a late hour
to remove your effects and will arouse the other guests who may retire
earlier than I am accustomed to do.”
“To say the whole truth,” he replied, “I did not come to remove my
effects. I came to look upon your face. Now I am at my ease. I will
leave without bothering you, and I shall remain away until you give up
these apartments.”
“What do you mean?” I asked, bluntly, as I thought the man insinuated
that I would have pried into his effects if he had not seen me.
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