The Memoirs of a Failure: with an Account of the Man and His Manuscript — John Shaqi
The Memoirs of a Failure: with an Account of the Man and His ManuscriptKittredge, Daniel Wright
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The Memoirs of a Failure: with an Account of the Man and His Manuscript
Kittredge, Daniel Wright
Failure (Psychology) -- Fiction; Harvard University -- Fiction; University of Virginia -- Fiction
“I mean that I take you for a gentleman,” he said, “a gentleman without
the curiosity of Bluebeard’s wives.”
His frankness at once unarmed me and amused me.
“You are quite out of breath;” I remarked.
“Yes,” he said, “I have walked up the seven flights of stairs.”
“What, are not the elevators running?” I asked, worrying about Sandy’s
return.
“Oh, yes, but they make me dizzy. I--I--I rarely use them.”
The man’s hesitation shot a fiendish idea into my brain. There are
two classes of men who interest me particularly, one type is composed
of those who are taciturn about their mysterious selves, and the
other kind who conceal mystery under a glib and suave exterior. My
visitor being of the latter class, this fiendish intention came into
my brain: suppose you dose him with your sangaree until he reveals his
mystery, and you can read his naked soul. Besides this, the man had
a fascinating face and figure. He was about fifty years of age, his
hair streaked with grey, his eyes outwardly plausible but inwardly
leering, his mouth told of an exceedingly sensuous nature. His features
and his body stood out like a mask, covering an actual self within,
totally different from his considerate, gentlemanly exterior. I want to
scratch that thin veneer of civilization, and get a look at this urbane
creature.
“I fear that you mistook my abruptness for rudeness,” I said, “sit
down, won’t you? Rest a few minutes until you recover your breath.
I fear you have no conception of how hard stair-climbing is on the
heart.”
“I have been used to it for years,” he replied, about to depart, “for
eighteen years I climbed the pyramids of Egypt.”
“What a coincidence,” I answered, “I myself am a student of the East.
I even adopt their dress within doors, as you see. Did you ever work
about the vicinity of Memphis? Come in and sit a moment, for you are
in no condition to strain yourself any more for a while. My servant is
out, or I would offer you refreshment.”
I opened the door wide. He hesitated, but after brushing off a cloud of
suspicion arising from my change of manner, he entered, set down his
valise, and looked at me as I closed the door.
“When you spoke of Memphis,” said he, “well, I can only say that I was
taken aback! Memphis was the site of most of my work.”
“You were surprised no more than I when you spoke of the pyramids,” I
replied, “pardon me, but will you excuse me if I take a glass of a mild
beverage which I keep on hand? I would gladly offer you some, but I
fear you would not care for it, and I am sorry that I have nothing else
to give you, and that my servant is out.”
“What is your beverage? I have tasted every liquor from vodka to white
whiskey.”
“Oh, mine is a very mild concoction. It is only sangaree.”
“Sangaree? Why, I was raised on sangaree.”
“I am glad that I can now be hospitable. Excuse me while I fill the
caraffe.”
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